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[rosskjones]

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[kykid7493]

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[eits420]

#muffinman #muffdiver #waterfalls #professional #accountant #taxtime #🌽⭐️ (at Eugene, Oregon) https://www.instagram.com/p/CY7OeTvPr-8/?utm_medium=tumblr

[cargokult]

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[dracosfavoritepuff]

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[bmaxwell]

Number 40: Maniac Mansion

Maniac Mansion is weird 80′s teen sci-fi camp in video game form. Dave’s blonde cheerleader girlfriend has been kidnapped by the weirdos who live in that huge creepy mansion at the top of the hill, and it’s up to you to break into the house and rescue her! You’re choosing from:

- Dave: the main character whose girlfriend was kidnapped. He’s just...there.When the kids get caught in the house, they get sent to the dungeon/basement. You can escape the dungeon by having one kid hold a loose brick in the wall, which opens the door. Dave’s entire job in every play of Maniac Mansion for me was to stand there in the basement and hold the loose brick.

- Jeff: Surfer dude who can fix the phone. Meaning there was no real reason to choose Jeff when you can choose...

- Bernard: Dork with taped glasses and a pocket protector. Bernard can fix the phone AND fix the wires in the attic. Fixing the phone lets you call the Meteor Police on the purple meteor. Eat it, Jeff. 

- Razor: Redhead goth girl in a black dress. Plays the piano, which lets you get a recording contract for the purple meteor, thus finishing the game. Also the only character who will put Weird Ed’s hamster in the microwave and blow it up.

- Sid: Same as Razor, but a cool dude in a suit. 

- Wendy: Author girl who can punch up purple meteor’s manuscript and mail it in to the marketing agency, netting him a contract and winning the game.

- Michael: Black kid who can develop film. I’m not sure what this gets you, but he’s the only one who can do it. Eat it, Jeff.

You choose three of these characters and set about discovering the quirks and secrets of the mansion and its inhabitants: a mad scientist named Doctor Fred, a weird old bondage lady named Nurse Edna, and a rebellious teenager named Weird Ed. 

You’ll be clicking through this adventure game, adding items to your inventory and using commands like MOVE, USE, OPEN, and GO TO. All your favorite adventure game bullshit is here: obscure puzzles that don’t make sense, red herrings for you to puzzle over for the entire game, and lots of ways to accidentally kill yourself! 

There are locked doors requiring a key, a tentacle bodyguard who has to be bribed with Pepsi, intercepting the package Ed has been waiting for so you can steal stamps, and an evil purple meteor that you can pack into the trunk of the Weird Edsel and send it into space. None of this will be surprising to fans of the old Lucasfilm adventure games. These games have always been written with tongue planted firmly in cheek. 

I experienced Maniac Mansion on the NES - my first experience with a point and click port but not my last. That I played it on NES is noteworthy due to all of the changes Nintendo demanded from the PC version (I had the version where the exploding hamster somehow made it past Nintendo’s morality guardians). If you want to find out why the arcade in the family attic couldn’t have a game named MUFF DIVER, read this article from Douglas Crockford. Seriously. It’s a goodie.

I played through Maniac Mansion several times with different combinations of kids, combing through the mansion for all the secrets, goofy dialogue, and oddball deaths. Blowing up Weird Ed’s hamster, picking up the exploded hamster bits, and giving them to Ed might be my favorite. If you want to experience a faithful throwback to this era of game design, check out 2018′s Thimbleweed Park.