Lime Chiffon: What do you think, Blueberry? Red or black dress for tonight?
Blueberry Muffin: Oh, I don’t know. You know you’ll look beautiful in whatever you decide.
Lime Chiffon: Well thank you, but I’m legitimately having a hard time deciding so I was hoping you would pick.
Blueberry Muffin: Either way, you’re gonna be the prettiest one at the party. I love you so much.
Lime Chiffon: Okay, no. I love you and I know you’re just trying to be sweet and this isn’t a test, just… Which dress would you prefer to see me in tonight?
Blueberry Muffin: I prefer you just the way you are.
Lime Chiffon: (exasperated) Oh my guava. Bread!
Bread Pudding: (poking his head in) Yes?
Lime Chiffon: Red or black dress?!
Bread Pudding: Black. Red makes you look obnoxious.
Lime Chiffon: THANK YOU!!
