Strawberry Shortcake: Nice bench, is that new?
Sour Grapes: (reading Tangerine Smash) No, it's been there since the 90's.
Strawberry Shortcake: ...What are you doing for your birthday on Friday?
Sour Grapes: Nothing. I never-
Strawberry Shortcake: Ah-HA!!
Strawberry Shortcake: (victory singing and dancing) 🎶Birthday birthday birthday, it's your birthday! It's your birthday and I know when it is!🎶
Strawberry Shortcake: Sour refuses to tell anyberry when her birthday is. She's even had it redacted on all her paperwork. Three weeks of investigations, phone calls, begging Aunt Praline for documentation, and still... I had nothing...
Strawberry Shortcake: ...Until a well-placed cookie bribe to Blueberry Muffin revealed Sour's birthday is on Friday! (holds up Dreamery Creamery birthday coupon)
Sour Grapes: Fruitcake, I was so careful.
Strawberry Shortcake: You blew it, all for a free scoop of Poppin' Papaya!
Strawberry Shortcake: (leans in) Was it worth it, Sour? Was it?
Sour Grapes: Strawberry, do nothing, please.
Strawberry Shortcake: I'm not gonna do nothing, I'm gonna do something! And it's gonna be really big! I have a lot of years to make up for!!
Sour Grapes: I don't like loud noises and berries making a fuss, and I especially don't like berries celebrating because they know a piece of private information about me.
Sour Grapes: ...Plus the whole thing is a scam. Birthdays were invented by American Greetings to sell cards.