#mug shitpost

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Cells at work

Except its from the pov of the cells from Coyote Peterson and every time he enters the sting zone they all yell at him

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Hey 

People should talk to me Or send asks

Its been awhile since I heard from a lot of people

And I’m too afraid to say anything Or even know what to say....

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Me: In the future buying croutons

Person: “Oh, you’re buying croutons! Good for you for eating salad!

Me: Just nodding in order to pacify them, in my head “Hon salad is disgusting I’m just buying croutons to eat croutons, I don’t buy into that salad shit.”

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Me: Oh man I’m so full, I can’t eat another bite

Mom: Would you like some garlic bread?

Me: *looks her in the eyes* You bet your fucking ass I do.

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Me: Asks a lady to leave her relatively good sized purse literally 2ft away from her outside of the fitting room that she’s going to be in

Lady: Proceeds to lose her shit and start yelling and going off about how she’s never been asked to do that before, calling me racist/profiling her and that its only her personal stuff, and that shes not stealing and asks me to call my manager

Me: In my head Bitch then why the fuck are you having to make that point and have a tantrum if you’re not stealing? Especially right in front of your child? And whats so absolutely precious that you can’t have your kid watch it and cannot depart with it? Whatever it is why didn’t you leave it at home?

Me: I’m sorry but its just store policy

Lady: Continuing to lose her shit

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This is the Kaylee of good thoughts

Reblog her for positive thinking and good experiences

She is a good girl

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Hi yes I’d like to reiterate something.

Social anxiety doesn’t purely mean that a person gets anxiety from talking to someone. It can be a contributing factor, but, it isn’t the entire reason.

Just being outside can make a person anxious. Just being around people can make them anxious. Even if its a place they’ve been before or people they know. And no they aren’t doing it intentionally or for attention.

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Subnautica Below Zero: Early access is released Me: Heh, nice, but I think I’ll wait until there’s a few more updates before I get it Youtuber: Plays like 40 mins of it Me: HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG I WANNA BUY IT SO BAD