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i thought you guys were cherrypicking fragrantica reviews but they really are all like this

Mugler Alien (1 spray on 1 wrist, which ollie made me spray in the hallway):

Wearing Mugler Alien feels like having a brain infection. It's like olfactory cordyceps. I will put the smallest amount on, like the suggestion of Mugler Alien and it smells so good that I'm immediately ready to wear it every single day. I'm a Mugler girl. I'm a vessel, a sack of meat whose only purpose is to bear the yoke of Mugler Alien.

And then it's ten minutes later and the smell of jasmine and spice still lingers like I've bathed in the stuff and my vision is frosted from the sheer power of it. I can't go anywhere. I can't move for fear of releasing the spores. I am an ant, alive in my body, feeling myself climb to the highest point for the greatest possible spread of infection. It's diabolical and maybe even ontologically beyond saving, but god are those first few moments good.

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