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Morpheus—JH Williams III

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Dream—Fabio Guimarães

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The Self-Love, Sex and Pursuit of the Helm Novels

Today is crack-fic day for the @sandman-rarepair-fest

I had intended to finish part 3 of “The Self-Love, Sex and Pursuit of the Helm Novels”, alas life is life, and it didn’t happen this year. But I see it as my duty to promote the monster I (and my fellow chaos gremlins) created and spread the gospel of Murphy and his Cool Hat (and yes, I even instigated a democratic voting process for the official ship name—it’s Muhulhu, and I know no one’s asking 🤣). So here are instalments 1 & 2 (the latter can also be found in last year’s Sandman Rarepair Fest Collection).

Part 1

By the Sea, I Mean in the Dreaming: A Comedy Prelude (2168 words) by Writing-for-Life Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/The Helm, Dream of the Endless/The Helm Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Dream of the Endless, Lucien | Lucienne (The Sandman), The Helm (The Sandman) Additional Tags: Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Muhulhu, Drat! A HelmLord Story, Morpheus and the Helm, I Blame Tumblr, Murphy and his Cool Hat, What happens if fandom crack ships find their way into Lucienne’s Library, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Sexual Tension, with the Helm, and it’s all the fandom’s fault, Swearing, Mild Language Series: Part 1 of The Self-Love, Sex and Pursuit of the Helm Novels: A Tragicomedy in Three Movements Summary:

… where crack ships find their way into Dream’s Library, and absolutely everyone is left stranded.

Part 2

Bully For You: An Unhinged Interlude (2321 words) by Writing-for-Life Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/The Helm, Dream of the Endless/The Helm Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Dream of the Endless, Desire of the Endless, The Helm (The Sandman) Additional Tags: I Blame Tumblr, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Or Is It?, Muhulhu, Drat! A HelmLord Story, Murphy and his Cool Hat, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Swearing, Masturbation, Anal Something, Because I have no clue what they are doing honestly, helm fucking, Monsterfucking of sorts, It's a Dream of a Thousand Cats Situation, At least a thousand fanfic writers were thinking of the same thing, but he actually enjoyed it, although he would never admit to it, Dream and the Helm finally get it on, About Time, tags what tags they make no sense, Anal Sex, but don't get your hopes up, this is not really smut, it has all the marks of being explicit, but somehow it's really not Series: Part 2 of The Self-Love, Sex and Pursuit of the Helm Novels: A Tragicomedy in Three Movements Summary:

Where we witness how the Lord of Dreams loses his bearings (no, not those ones), and even Desire needs a stiff drink...

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Dream—Vince Locke

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Morpheus (staring longingly at his Helm!)—Marc Hempel

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Dream—Mike Rooth

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The Self-Love, Sex and Pursuit of the Helm Novels

Part 2: Bully for You—An Unhinged Interlude

Okay, I’ve spent the whole @sandman-rarepair-fest with tragic relationships, poetry and being serious.

And while this relationship is also… tragic, it’s neither poetic nor to be taken seriously, although a small group of us are fully committed to the cause: Behold, the crack ship! Morpheus x The Helm! For the Monsterfucker prompt.

(It’s highly advisable to read part one first, but they can sort of exist independently. Just not as well 🤣)

Bully For You: An Unhinged Interlude (2321 words) by Writing-for-Life Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Dream of the Endless, Desire of the Endless, The Helm (The Sandman) Additional Tags: I Blame Tumblr, Crack, Crack Treated Seriously, Or Is It?, Muhulhu, Drat! A HelmLord Story, Murphy and his Cool Hat, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Swearing, Masturbation, Anal Something, Because I have no clue what they are doing honestly, helm fucking, Monsterfucking of sorts, It's a Dream of a Thousand Cats Situation, At least a thousand fanfic writers were thinking of the same thing, but he actually enjoyed it, although he would never admit to it, Dream and the Helm finally get it on, About Time, tags what tags they make no sense, don't get your hopes up, this is not really smut, it has all the marks of being explicit, but somehow it's really not Series: Part 2 of The Self-Love, Sex and Pursuit of the Helm Novels: A Tragicomedy in Three Movements Summary:

Where we witness how the Lord of Dreams loses his bearings (no, not those ones), and even Desire needs a stiff drink…

If you always wanted to know what's so special about Dream's relationship with his Helm (capital H on occasion), this might provide some answers. Or raise more questions than you ever dared to ask...

Excerpt:

Desire had felt… things for a short while but shrugged the sensations off. Until they became impossible to ignore. Because he wanted something without their doing (although what comes first, or who, was sometimes hard to tell, but not to get lost in details at this point, dear reader). In lieu of ridiculous desires like “something beyond my function, blah blah”, it would usually be shaped like a woman. Since Desire had given him Killalla (and maybe, just maybe, taken her away again, which still made them chuckle), he had developed a bit of a kink for female-shaped mortals. Well, they hadn’t all been mortal, but the “female-shaped” still stood. And because of the mere fact that their brother was so painfully strait-laced (we suggest the spelling “straight-laced” here, dear reader), it came as a bit of a surprise to feel those decidedly different vibes. Dream wanted something. But it wasn’t a woman, or anything remotely female-shaped. It was…

What the heck was it?

Desire concentrated really hard.

It seemed to be something forged in the fever dream of a blacksmith who took his inspiration from a lobster and a nightmare. Something otherworldly, something with a spine like the tail of a crustacean. Truly, if a lobster decided to pursue a career in gothic architecture and at the same time became some sort of… headgear, it would probably look like this.

Desire first rolled their eyes but then felt their breath catching. “It’s his fucking helm,” they muttered. “Please give me a break. He wants to fuck his helm…”

Brother Dream, master of the subconscious, running his hand tenderly, with a slight shake, over the spine of that ludicrous thing. Desire laughed out loud, but the laugh was short-lived, because things began to unravel. Rapidly…

Read the rest here (otherwise I have to add a content label 🤣)

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Hiiiii !!

For the Sandman ask game, you know I have to ask for Lucifer AAAND I'm also very interested to see what you have to say about Merv! 🎃

Thank you 🌻

You unfortunately haven’t sent the corresponding emoji for the ask game, so I’ll choose them for you 🖤

💭 For Mervyn, I choose the headcanon. And that headcanon is: Mervyn has a foot-fetish. Don’t ask, but if you really must know, read this:

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[Part Two exists by now btw, and it’s even worse. MUCH worse 🙈🤣]

I have no excuses other than: This is the spawn of satan (ha!) and Tumblr Muhulhu. Or Murphy and his Cool Hat. And if you also don’t know what that is:

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Ah, memories of good times 🙈🤣

🎨 For Lucifer, I choose art (in the widest sense). I have so much I like, also from the comics, but I tried to narrow it down to my top 3:

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💬 0  🔁 52  ❤️ 184 · Lucifer Morningstar—Ebrahel Lurci

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💬 0  🔁 207  ❤️ 463 · While you lived, your name was Hope. The Sandman 1.04 "A Hope in Hell" The Sandman: Overture #6 [ID in alt text]

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💬 0  🔁 39  ❤️ 137 · Lucifer—Francesque Marblen