Sep 6, 2013
Oh, geez...um...well...I guess someone just...I dunno...
Y'know, someone pretty, fun, smart, Wendy--
O--oh--oh, man, uh, did I say Wendy? I meant funny. Funny!
Seriously, stop looking at me like that!!!
--Dipper
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Oh, geez...um...well...I guess someone just...I dunno...
Y'know, someone pretty, fun, smart, Wendy--
O--oh--oh, man, uh, did I say Wendy? I meant funny. Funny!
Seriously, stop looking at me like that!!!
--Dipper
A million fans? Well, I'd say that's a pretty decent amount. Feels pretty sweet.
Honestly, all I think I'd have you guys do would be cover for me when I ditch work or whatever. I doubt that would take a million of you, but with Stan...well, you never know.
+Wendy+
Woah, dude, a million fans? That's like...a heckuva lot! Seriously, that's insane, bro!
Oh, and what would I have'em do? Uh...hm...
Oh, dudes! I got just the thing!
A bring-your-own-toppings, all-you-can-eat, x-treme deli party!!! Just think of it, c'mon, I mean, there's like a million'f you, so if each've you brought one thing for a sandwich, that'd be...like...I dunno...a lot'f things, dude.
It'd be one killer party, though! And all 'a you would be invited, of course.
With that much stuff, we'd have all kinds of sub combinations, man! You ever tried a nacho cheese an' meatball sub? Sounds crazy, but it's actually like...It's just fantastic, dude. I think one'f you's gonna have to bring some napkins though. Not to eat or anythin'! Dude, that'd be hilarious...
Can you imagine eatin' a napkin, though?
Oh, an' one more note for whoever brings the ham an' bacon an' stuff?
Watch where you get that stuff from. There's some crazy butchers out there, man. Plus, pigs got feelins too, y'know?
-SOOS-
Gosh, is this all people ever think about???
Why can't you guys just leave me alone about this?!
+Wendy+
Wendy? Is that y--
Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, ok, nope. Actually a grey face guy. Uh, n-never mind.
--Dipper
Haha! That's real nice and stuff, but I've already got a boyfriend!
And he's a merman, so...there's really no comparison. <3
~Mabel
Millions of fans? Well, if that's the case, if all of 'em gave me a dollar, shouldn't I be, I dunno, a millionaire by now?
ALL OF YOU!!! GIVE ME MONEY!!!
--Stan
Dude, do we really gotta discuss this? I mean, no offense, but that triangle guy back there was bad enough!
-SOOS-