what began as a harmless little popularity campaign has developed into something considerably more delicate.
boss has submitted his official statement.
carrot has finally watched the entire recording.
the archive is trembling.
the memes are drafting their last wills.
and mr. p is waiting in the wings with the terrifying patience of someone who already knows exactly how he would reorganize the blog.
naturally, the final showdown broadcast must now be adjusted to reflect these new circumstances.
dearest readers, while our vegetable prepares his urgent campaign presentation, perhaps you may assist me with one small production decision.
what should be added to the final showdown broadcast?
🥕 Carrot’s Evidence Montage
A collection of Carrot’s posts, memes, screenshots, and questionable defenses.
💢 Boss’s Dignity Crisis Recap
A review of every campaign disaster Boss has been forced to endure.
🕴️ Mr. P Replacement Preview
A glimpse of what the blog may become if Mr. P replaces Carrot.
📜 Reader Witness Testimony
Selected comments, asks, and statements from those who witnessed the chaos.
⚖️ The Stakes Explanation
A clear summary of what each candidate’s victory would mean for the blog.
🌈 All of the Above, Dearest~
Every segment included in one unnecessarily elaborate broadcast.
please choose dearests~
🥕 Carrot’s Evidence Montage
💢 Boss’s Dignity Crisis Recap
🕴️ Mr. P Replacement Preview
📜 Reader Witness Testimony
⚖️ The Stakes Explanation
🌈 All of the Above, Dearest~
Remaining time: 7 hours 25 minutes
this is not the final boss versus carrot vote.
consider this merely an opportunity to decide how elaborately the situation should be presented before judgment begins.