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gonna be reblogging my new babygirl and blorbo momentarily
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he needs to be bathed with dawn dish detergent and given a hot meal but it’s ok
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I forgot the word “blorbo” until literally 2 minutes ago
gonna be reblogging my new babygirl and blorbo momentarily
everybody be nice
he needs to be bathed with dawn dish detergent and given a hot meal but it’s ok
“Call Me” ( anything u want )
Leave a “Call Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours
It takes a good deal of time to even find Guren’s office in the first place, with all the nervous energy in em. The man is not only physically big next to Yoichi, but he has this air about him; something dangerous, a little scary. Knowing the way he easily kicks Yuichiro around, it’s hard not to take a few wrong turns along the way out of nerves.
The door, strangely, is wide open when ey gets there. Honestly, Guren doesn’t seem like a door-wide-open kind of man, but here it is, open to the entire facility. Ey puts eir palms on the frame and leans to peek inside.
Guren sits at his desk, writing away at something or other. For the longest while, Yoichi considers turning back and leaving him to his presumably important business...but ey didn’t come all this way just to turn tail and flee, did ey? Absolutely not! Ey’s part of the army now. If ey can fight a vampire, ey can talk to a commanding officer.
Softly, eir knuckles tap the wood of the door frame. Guren looks up, but doesn’t lift his head, creating the illusion of a chilling glare. In that moment, Yoichi wishes ey was facing a vampire instead.
But what must be done must be done, so ey takes two small steps into the room and stands as straight as ey can. Fingers fiddling with each other in front of eir belly, ey announces, “I! I heard from um, a source, that it was...” Oh thank fuck Guren has lifted his head. Still, even without the faux-glare, each word continues to get softer as ey speaks. “That it was your birthday before, so I... I came to say, um, ha--happy belated birthday...”
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Shinya always smiles like he’s having a good time, even on the battlefield.
At first, Yoichi found it weird, unnerving. How could someone be so amused during a war, ey wondered, isn’t that a little scary? And this person was to be eir sniper teacher? Yikes.
But it looks different lately, Yoichi thinks. The corners of Shinya’s mouth curve up in some kind of technical display, but the sentiment hardly reaches his eyes. Ey analyzes as best ey can without catching Shinya’s attention, and eventually concludes that his eyes are pensive, distant, and...something else, a little out of Yoichi’s understanding -- but whatever it is, it’s not amused or joyful. It doesn’t match the smile at all.
Ey hadn’t considered before, but maybe Shinya is also hurting? Struggling? Strange, to feel like an adult isn’t infallible.
Yoichi detects the new shine of curiosity a moment before realizing their eyes have met. Ey wasn’t nearly sneaky enough in eir observation, and now Shinya’s caught em and looks like he’s wondering what’s doing on.
Floundering, Yoichi does what comes to mind first: ey puffs eir cheeks out and lifts eir hands to pat the air out from both sides, effectively blowing multiple short raspberries into the air in Shinya’s general direction, until all the air in eir cheeks has been squeezed out.
Ey begins to turn red and hopes Shinya doesn’t ask or make fun of em or acknowledge eir embarrassing existence ever again.
If you did the Young Avengers College Students AU I would read the hell out of that oh my god
omfg im just seeing it now but
maybe when i have more energy bc i want it so much oh my god
maybe. now or over break actually. god i love YA i love AUs we'll see if im able ty my fan,
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✿ - Sex headcanon
//i (the mun) am 17 and while im of age in my state my network has a rule against minors (under 18) posting nsfw content on affiliated blogs SO
im really sorry but i cant answer this : ((( PLEASE feel free to send any others tho or any questions/prompts/almost anything u could think of for me to make headcanons about!!! tho!!!!!
aaaaaaaand Royal Pudding has ended.