#mun hayden

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What are alex and John doing today?

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Alex you’re a freshman in high school how the fu- heck do you not know what jerking off is (it’s mastubating) and you think sex is gross????????????? Child wtf??????????

A: And I don’t know what masturbating is, either.

J: It’s what you do when you think of Eliza.

A: …Cry?

J: You get cuter every fucking day, oh my god.

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*whispers* wait, does Alex not know he’s adopted?

A: Why’d you cover my ears?

J (loudly): We’re talking about seeeeeeex.

A: EW.

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(what the heck, guys!)

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Alex go tell George that you jerk off a lot

A: Wait, if that’s not what it means, then what is it???

G: I’ll… tell you when you’re older.

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Did you guys have crush on someone?😜

A: Oh, I hope none of those people see this.

J: I’m sending this to Eliza.

A: nO!!!

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Is this ask blog still running? Just asking because I wanted to ask something but I don’t know if it’s still open

(yes it is! we’re sorry, we’re just kinda lazy but we’ll try to answer asks soon !! sorry for the uhh inconvenience!)

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whats your relationship with angie like?

A: Oh, and she keeps my male friends in shape.

J: I can’t say anything in front of her. But at least I don’t say sexist shit anymore, or… something…

A: Language.