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don’t follow this account we’re not running it anymore and we both hate hamilton now. if you’re still stanning a musical about slave owners and shipping two racist, xenophobic, homophobic, etc men, IN 2020, get help

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Alex you’re a freshman in high school how the fu- heck do you not know what jerking off is (it’s mastubating) and you think sex is gross????????????? Child wtf??????????

A: And I don’t know what masturbating is, either.

J: It’s what you do when you think of Eliza.

A: …Cry?

J: You get cuter every fucking day, oh my god.

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What are alex and John doing today?

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Do you like winter?

A: All the seasons are good; but I think I favor winter more, yeah. Being snowed in at home means easier access to my writing supplies, so.

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alex do you know how to sleep? cuz i don't

A: Really, ‘ve never heard of her.

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*whispers* wait, does Alex not know he’s adopted?

A: Why’d you cover my ears?

J (loudly): We’re talking about seeeeeeex.

A: EW.

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Where did John go?

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(oh shit!!! thank you guys for 100+ followers!!! that’s wild!!!!!!!!!!!)

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Is this ask blog still running? Just asking because I wanted to ask something but I don’t know if it’s still open

(yes it is! we’re sorry, we’re just kinda lazy but we’ll try to answer asks soon !! sorry for the uhh inconvenience!)

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Alex, do you know were your biological farther is, can you share your last memory of him plzl

A: Well, my last memory of my awesome dad George was him driving me home from school, so, yeah!

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Alex go tell George that you jerk off a lot

A: Wait, if that’s not what it means, then what is it???

G: I’ll… tell you when you’re older.

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John, what's your favorite past time?

A: Oh, I guess that means I “jerk off” a lot.

J: (sNORTS)

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Alex, what is your favorite drink, and what would it be like as a human?

J: You’re a disgusting Gen Z-er and I want nothing to do with you.

A: I thought this was??? Funny Joke???

J: No. Heathen.

(tide pod-chan’s design belongs to .greenpantsu on instagram!)

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(what the heck, guys!)

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John, do you like turtles? :3

A: John, you’re actually smart!!!

J: Wh – I’m not – shut up.

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What grade are you guys in?

A: Wh - I’m a Freshman!

J: Kidding.

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whats your relationship with angie like?

A: Oh, and she keeps my male friends in shape.

J: I can’t say anything in front of her. But at least I don’t say sexist shit anymore, or… something…

A: Language.