Why you should never let Lisa or Mun have their way.
I’m doing it.
I’m fucking doing it.
Lisa and Mun adventures.
They gonna fight Vegito cause multiverse bullshit that I do.
Let’s do this nerds.
“And it’s always this... weiiird?” Lisa giggled and nodded, keeping a tight grip on Hailey’s hand. “Yes, it’s always like this. You just haven’t gotten used to it.”
“It’s like... Green, and purple, and blue, and black and white all at the saaaame tiiimee.” Her eyes seemed to spin as her head swayed back and forth, dizzied by the weird colored-ness of the void.
“Look, let’s pop in one and let you get your bearings.” Lisa laughed as Hailey could only nod dizzily.
Te two entered the first dimension they could and Hailey dropped to her bottom, groaning and rubbing the sides of her head with her palms. “Duuuuude.”
Lisa laughed again and sat on a rock nearby. “Just chill bruh. You’ll be fine.”
They sat like that for a few minutes before Lisa jumped to her feet, looking on edge.
“What?”
“That is a fucking POWERFUL energy!” Fists clenched partially in excitement, Lisa stood tensely, looking around with narrowed eyes.
“There!” Lisa shouted and spun around, “They’re coming from that way!”
“Wait, what if they’re bad!” Hailey yelped nervously, jumping to her own feet with worry all over her face. “Don’t signal them if they’re a bad person!”
“That’s MORE reason to fight them! I could save people!” Lisa jumped up to the top of the tree they were under and looked for whoever it was that could be coming this way. “This place seems familiar somehow...” Lisa mused for a moment (hahaha the muse mused ha ha) before the person came into view.
“THERE THEY ARE!” Lisa yelled down and Hailey hopped from one foot to the other before nervously pacing, the nreturning to hopping.
Lisa clambered down the tree as the person stopped above them, probably wondering what the hell two girls were doing in the middle of effing nowhere.
As soon as he landed, both gasped,Hailey in confused awe and Lisa with mild disgust and “fuck”.
Vegito tilted his head curiously at the mixed reaction, surprised that they seemed to recognize him at all. “Uhm.. hello?”
“FUCK!” Lisa snapped and spun on her heels, throwing her arms up and making several aggrevated sounds, a few curses thrown in for good measure.
Hailey stepped closer with almost sparkling eyes. “Hoooooly fucking shiiiiit.”
Slightly guarded and completely confused, he glanced between the two with a slight frown. “Uh....”
Hailey’s hand shot out and smacked his cheek lightly, the girl yelping and her whole face flushing as her hands shot to cover her mouth. “Oh shit shit oh shit I’m sorry, I don’t, holy fuck, I didn’t, fuck fuck, oh shit.”
He blinked several times, wondering what the hell had just happened and why his cheek actually stung a bit.
“I am soooo sorry, I don’t know why the fuck I did that, holy shit Lisa!” The short haired girl spun around and raced towards her friend, latching onto the other’s arm. “I just fucking slapped Vegito, I think I’m gonna die.” She hissed, tears springing in her eyes at the thought. “Lisaaa!”
Lisa ripped her arm from her counterpart’s grip and marched over to the man. His arms crossed and he sighed, ignoring the slight redness on his cheek (he’d ask that girl about it in a minute) and sighed. “What’s your deal, you gonna-” Words were cut short as the 5′7, lanky limbed girl reared her arm back and shot her fist forward faster than he could even see it.
The man flew backwards as Hailey shouted something along the lines of “LISA NO” and the frizzy haired teen huffed angrily, shoulders up as she glared at him with a scowl.
“You’re a fucking ASSHOLE!” She shouted as he worked to stand up, surprised by the hit which had packed one HELL of a whallop!
He hadn’t expected it and hadn’t put up an appropriate guard he supposed. No way she was that strong. She was fast though, they both were, he’d give them that. As he brushed of his clothes, Vegito moved his jaw around, surprised that he even considered the idea that she might’ve bruied his face or even broken his jaw. ‘What a silly thought.’ With a sigh he narrowed his eyes at the pissed girl who was stalking towards him again.
“It’s ONE damn thing to act like Vegeta, but it is another thing ENTIERLY when you’re just a cocky bitch-faced asshole with an ego!” His eyes widened as she mentioned the saiyan Prince. How could she-
“I don’t care how fucking strong you are, you aren’t half the hero Goku or Vegeta were!” She practically snarled floating up to get in his face, baring her teeth which looked much sharper than they had a moment ago. “I swear, I’ll fucking-”
“ENOUGH!” Hailey shouted, ripping Lisa away from the confused and surprised (slightly bruised ego) fusion. “CHILL THE FUCK OUT GOD DAMMIT! JESUS I DIDN’T MAKE YOU THIS DAMN SALTY GIRL!”
“GET OFFA ME!” Lisa shouted, squirming to get free.
“We’ll be on our way! Sorry about her! She’s just- ack!- itching for a fight!” Hailey apoligized and shoved Lisa, who was acting like a wild dog, into the doorway she’d summoned up back to the Island. “So sorry about all that! Kay, thanks, BYE!” The door slammed shut and Vegito wondered if anyone was going to believe him about any of this... whatever just happened.
