Mega Man X Vine Shitpost
{as said in my last post the mun of @reportingforrobots and I were up watching vines last night aaand... we might have come up with a few for our favorite robots. enjoy! (WARNING FOR EXPLICIT LANGUAGE AND ONE NSFW ONE)
Axl: *snickering, pulling up a gun, another Reploid is seen on a couch, doing nothing. He fires the gun, the Reploid jumps* Reploid: “This is why Redd doesn’t FUCKING love you!” Axl: “PFFffhahaHAHA!!”
X: "hey, bro, can I get a sip of that e-tank?" Vile: "It's not an e-tank." X: "Gasoline? I like your styl--" Vile: "It's bourbon." X: "wha-" Vile: "It's bourbon, pussy."
Axl: "WAKE UP SLEEPY HEAD!" X: "What's going on..." Zero: "What the fuck, man?" Axl: "OHOHO-"
*Basalt finds a squeaky crystal toy someone got him, he starts squeaking it* Saige: "Basalllt... That was for Christmas." Basalt: -squeaking the toy happily-
any Maverick boss: *running away and screaming* X: "Why are you running? Why are you running?!"
*Both are mouthing to the song* Zero: "Don't tell your mother~" X: "Kiss one another~!" Zero: -getting into the shuttle- "DIE FOR EACH OTHER!!!" X: *falls over from takeoff*
Zero: "I was sitting there...BBQ sauce on my tiddies." Axl: *dies laughing*
Gate: “So, uh, what I was thinking-” Alia: *SMACK* Gate: “Aw fuck, I can't believe you've done this.”
Vile: "Back at it again at Maverick Hunter HQ" *does a backflip while firing off his shoulder cannon*
Signas: "There's only one thing worse than a Maverick..." *pulls off card to reveal "Maverick X"* Vile: "X" Signas: "No--"
Axl: "Dad look it's the good kush." Zero: "This is the dollar store, how good can it be."
X: "He goin' Maverick. He goin' Maverick." Zero: *hears him and turns around with red eyes before running off* X: "Hey- Hey get back here!"
Vile: "How does it feel to be the worst Hunter ever?" Zero: "Shut up, your maker buys you mega blocks instead of legos.." Vile: "Hey! You take that back!"
Dynamo: "I wanna be a cooowboy baby!"
Jayden: "And just remember. No one will ever be able to hate you more, than you already hate yourself."
Axl: "BWaH!!" X: "Stoooopp.., I coulda dropped my e-tank."
Zero and Axl in a drive thru: Axl: "Can I get a d**k taco?" Zero: *smacks him then starts to laugh at him* "What is wrong with you?"
X is singing, Zero is dancing: "First. You gotta flip the hair, stick out the hand, then bounce the titties. Flip the hair, stick out your hand, then bounce the titties. Flip the hair! Stick out the hand! Then bounce the titties!!"
Zero: "Who ate my leftovers?" Saige: "Who ate my brother's ass?"
(Jayden belongs to reportingforrobots and Basalt belongs to @diggydiggybot )