Maxxxine (Ti West, 2026)
Ti West, please if youâre listening, heed my call!
You do NOT need to make the Christmas Carol with Jonny Depp! You know your affiliation with Johnny Depp will make you look bad and besides you and I both know you canât outdo the Muppets.
Itâs not too late! Run away! Embezzle the budget and make a prequel spinoff about Leon instead.
I mean, if youâre tired of the X canon, it doesnât have to be about Leon but like, cmon.
You know itâs a good idea.
P.S
The least you can do, in return for this message, is to convince A24 to bring back the Maxxxine makeup collection please:)
P.P.S
If I ran the Oscars, Kevin Bacon and Mia Goth would have many more awards Iâm just saying.
