#murder 101

[whitewaterpaper]

Denna månad går i deckarens tecken. Förutom att hunnit i kapp Aurora Teagarden-filmerna så började jag även kolla Murder 101 och Mystery 101. Bägge klart sevärda.

Bird (2020) [🆓]

Okej drama-action på en inte allt för stor budget. Med en mer van penna hade det säkert kunnat bli utomordentligt.

📺 Finns att se lagligt på YouTube.

Heist and Seek: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (2020) [👍]

How to Con a Con: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (2021) [👍]

Murder 101 (2006) [👍]

Dick van Dyke demonstrerar hur Mr Magoo skulle vara som Scherlock Holmes. Grymt underhållande.

Murder 101: College Can Be Murder (2007)

Mystery 101 (2019) [👍]

Collegelärare hjälper polisen med lokala fall.

Mystery 101: Dead Talk (2019) [👍]

Mystery 101: Playing Dead (2019) [👍]

Mystery 101: Words Can Kill (2019) [👍]

Reunited and it Feels So Deadly: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (2020) [👍]

Rosmersholm (1984) [🎭👎]

Stelt kostymdrama jag kämpade med att se poängen i.

📺 Finns på YouTube under relativt ljusskygga förhållanden.

Star Trek II: Khans Vrede / Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan (1982) [👍]

Star Trek III: Spocks Återkomst / Star Trek III: The Search for Spock (1984) [👍]

Star Trek IV: Resan Hem / Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) [👍]

Star Trek V: Den Yttersta Gränsen / Star Trek V: The Final Frontier (1989) [👍]

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country (1991) [👍]

Helt otroligt att de höll “original crew” i tjänst ända till 1991! Och att filmerna höll så pass bra klass.

Til Death Do Us Part: An Aurora Teagarden Mystery (2021) [👍]

Inget specialval idag, men jag kan puffa lite för YouTube-kanalen “Movie Central” som lägger upp film lagligt på tuben.

[galaxyreaperwolf]

@greathaircut​ (i think it’s you)

Why not a pogo stick? No one rides them these days. No one will ever suspect a pogo stick. (For those of you that marked this as 'helpful' or saved them, I am in no way responsible or liable for any crimes you may commit in the future. I am most definitely not suggesting that you carry out crimes on a pogo stick, provided that you master it beforehand. If you ever do, however, I'm sure it would be a sight to see.) If you wish to stay with the scooter there could be scooter tracks. Even if there are scooter tracks however, the police will still be baffled by the fact that someone is committing crimes and their chosen method of transportation is a scooter. And sand the scooter wheels so they don’t have tracks if you want. Also wear shoes way bigger/smaller than your actual shoe size. Or you could use roller skates. Or even a hang glider.

[nightphans]

The fact that I get better results when searching “murder tips” on tumblr than google says a lot tbh

[heatherfield]

I was so close to continuing with writing more pioneer!Red Cricket.

And then I got distracted by retro high school!Red Cricket.

(*cough* @silkendreamer *cough* )

[galaxyreaperwolf]

How to Legally Commit Murder

I figured it out!!!!

1. Go to Yellowstone National Park

2. Go to the section of Yellowstone in Idahoe (I thinK)

3 Murdr

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[airasilver]

Is Murdeer 101 the same as Diagnosis Murder?

It juat seems that way, just different names.

[lemmylemons]

NOTES ABOUT MY AU!!!!!

[vilestblood]

@mageshot​ sent:  💀  |||  KILL -   accepting.

“Lyric.” Mere acknowledgement of their presence. Just that. No reproach or surprise. Actually, this might be for the best; a useful lesson to teach them right here and now. “Observe.” 

The hunter he faces isn’t unskilled. However, blood-lust has rendered them quite reckless, lacking the necessary precision to fight an experienced Hunter or Hunters. Furthermore, they insist on attacking instead of attempting to flee. 

“This should be the easiest sort of target,” he takes the time to explain while dodging a rather cumbersome attack, earning a furious string of curses from the hunter. “And yet, such a prey may be dangerous if one fails to finish them in time.”

With that, the Crow shoots the hunter in the head. Twice. It’s devastatingly efficient, their head getting disintegrated by the quicksilver bullets; an instant death.

“Discerning between a nuisance and a real threat is crucial."

A lesson one may only learn by witnessing death, and then dispensing it.