#murder tips

[adharagranley-writer]

i love having a pinterest that's like "murder tips master post" next to an outfit idea.

[apollohour]

Which Tumblr:tm: approved method would you use to get away with murder?

Ensure that you're wearing different perfume, clothes sizes, a wig and ✨contour✨

Deep-clean your car interior and purposefully dirty it up again

Use an icicle as your murder weapon and just, melt the evidence

Feed the murder weapon to the police

Feed the murder weapon to the police

Feed the murder victim to pigs (make sure to remove the teeth!)

Bury the body vertically to avoid the appearance of a grave

Soak the body in a hottub, to stop it from being dated (LIKE TIME OF DEATH)

Bury a dead animal on top of the body to mislead sniffers

Dismember. Remove identifying features.

Other/Just pass it off as natural casues :)

Results/Jesus fuck, what is wrong with you

Voting ended onJan 6, 2025

[novadoesartforfun]

How to get away with murder.

Find a guy smoking and shoot him in the face.

Say "Smoking kills"

[microwavedmetal]

if I were a killer I'd hide the body in a bog and if the police asks I'd just say 'bruh bogs can't decompose for shit im not that dumb thus it can't be me' and coppers would be like 'oh dawg ur right please take my apologies'

[toddtolanskysgirlfriend]

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[xxbigpxx]

If you kill someone in self defense it's okay! They deserved it!

[artemis-s-bow]

my teacher just saw me reading murder tips, she's gonna think i'm a murderer now

[sktls-ig]

Here have some murder tips I should definitely not know

If you are to murder someone make it someone you don't have a close relationship to, you'll be a close suspicion then

When carrying bodys in the back of your car, most would think slowing down would be the least suspicious move but, in reality as long as no body parts are visible obiding by traffic laws won't lead to suspicion

When hiding a body the red river is stacked with bodies over 10,000 that would be a viable place (ýøų đò ņøť řęćõğņı§ə ťhę bôđïę§ įń ťhę wãțëř)

If you want to bury the body underground, dig a deep hole, bury the body fill in some of the dirt put an animal corpse there, bury it completely and place an endangered plant so it's illegal to dig up

When police come to question before the bury say where you want to bury it so when they look it's unlikely (but still possible) that they'll look again

Anyway do with this what you will and have a good day

Font forget to wear gloves and a bald cap(hair molecules can lead to your identification) and long clothes because skin flakes