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Dog: did you let ursa have a gun?

Shade: no

Dog: then why does she have one?

Shade: listen, you can try to take a gun from a bear if you want, tell me how it goes. I'm not touching that.

Dog: Candy, the worst thing you can do in these situations is take things into your own hands.

Candy: Got it.

Candy: *hangs up*

Candy: We’re gonna have to take matters into our own hands.

Candy: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Ziazan: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Candy: I’ve never heard you laugh before.

Ziazan: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.

Dog: What does it mean when you have a bunch of crows hanging out in your backyard? Asking for a friend.

Coal: It means you have new friends!

Dog: Are these good new friends or “death is coming” sort of new friends?

Coal: Yes!

Ali: here’s my dossier on all of alastor’s moves and strategies to beat him.

Dog: why are some of the pages written in crayon?

Ali: i started compiling it when we were kids.

Ziazan: I despise being touched. The only physical contact I tolerate is the feeling of my fist colliding with my opponent's jugular.

Dog: Sabell is literally hugging you right now.

Ziazan, hugging Sabell tighter: That is COMPLETELY different-

Waiter: And what will you be having?

Candy: The Unborn!

Dog, exhausted: Eggs. She wants eggs.

Sabell: This tree is completely hollow inside but still totally alive. Wow!

Shade: Me too bitch you ain’t special

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