Dec 13, 2025
Artificial Condition conclusion: Kids are Soft and Fluffy
SecUnit's parenting speedrun: From "might be young" and "not children" to "small" to "kids" to "tiny human to look after that I couldn't possibly abandon—"
Also:
...The young people in question are stated to have five kids "of various sizes" between them.
Uh. It's sounding like SecUnit has maaaybe worked almost exclusively with adult miners and middle-aged scientists prior to this?
These folks are probably the smallest humans it's ever met!
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