Happy Father’s Day to My F/Os and Happy Belated Mother’s Day to My Self Inserts!
Happy Father’s Day Everyone! To all the fathers out there of human, plant, or fur babies. To fathers of biological children, adoptive, or foster children. To fathers of angel babies and babies to be, I wish you all the best and most happy Father’s Day!
I initially planned to release this post on Mother’s Day as a way to honor my self inserts, and revamp a post I made like this last year. The original can be found here! But life happened, and I did not get this post completed in time.
So! Since it is Father’s Day, I thought I would just post it today instead. Because the entire reason my self inserts have children with my f/os is because they are such amazing men, and my self inserts were more than happy and comfortable starting families with them.
The primary difference between this list and the one I previously completed is that I have added a few additional children for some of my f/os and s/is, and I rearranged the age order of some of the children. In total there are 13 daughters and 12 sons between all my f/os and s/is…wooooo, that’s a lot of kiddos 😆. But I love each of my fankids so much, and thinking of the dynamic and love they share with my s/is and f/os makes me so happy.
Below you can find a list of all my f/os, their significant others, aka my self inserts, and their children. Please note mentions of pregnancy, stillbirth, and miscarriage; such mentions are very mild and not detailed!
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All children are listed in tentative birth order.
👼 - Angel Baby (child lost by miscarriage or stillbirth)
💙 - Boy
🩷 - Girl
👥 - Twin
Violet Virginia Varmitech née Tyler
Wife to Zach Varmitech, Mother to:
Alexandria Rinella Varmitech 🩷 👼
Varina Virginia Varmitech 🩷
Vera Vanica Varmitech 🩷
Victor Bennett Varmitech 💙 👥
Vallen Zebulon Varmitech 💙👥
Victoria Valerie Varmitech 🩷
Violet fanart credit goes to @quasarzt 😊
Elizabeth Christin Cobblepot née Devereaux
Wife to Oswald Cobblepot/Partner to Edward Nygma, Mother to:
Oswald “Ossy” Chesterfield Cobblepot Jr. 💙
Ezra Elijah Cobblepot 💙
Guinevere Gurtrud Nygma-Cobblepot 🩷 👥
Evelyn Elise Nygma-Cobblepot 🩷 👥
Elias Quinn Ngyma 💙
Notes:
Guinevere is Oswald’s biological child and Evelyn is Ed’s biological child. Since they are twins/ Oswald + Ed + Elizabeth we’re all together when they were conceived, they hyphenated Ed and Oswald’s last names.
Elias is a child Ed and Elizabeth had together while Oswald was in Blackgate.
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Julia Josephine-Jameson Murdock
Wife to HM Murdock
Benjamin Peck Murdock 💙
Charlie Albert Murdock 💙
Caroline Hannah Murdock 🩷
Note:
Originally, I only intended for Julia and Murdock to have two children, with Caroline being the oldest and Benjamin the youngest. But, upon reflection, I feel 3 is more suitable for them, and I like the thought of them having boys then a little girl for her brothers, father, and the rest of the A-Team to protect 😊.
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Emmaline Grace Hess née Anderson
Wife to Merrill Hess
Mother to Ever August Hess 🩷👼
Colleen Faith Hess 🩷
Marc Merrill Hess 💙
Eli Graham Hess 💙
Note:
Emmaline lost Ever early in the pregnancy, Merrill and her never knew whether the child was a boy or girl, therefore they gave her a gender neutral name, but they/I feel the baby was a girl.
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Amelia Jane Wright-Fleck
Wife to Arthur Fleck, Mother to:
Arthur “Artie” Issac Fleck 💙
Annabelle Charlotte Fleck 🩷
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Alice Sylvia Hartfelt
Wife to Human Alastor, Mother to:
Amos Alastor Hartfelt 💙
Annalise Alice Hartfelt 🩷
Adaline Adella Hartfelt 🩷 👼
Notes:
Annalise’s middle name will likely change to the canon first name of Alastor’s mother if it is ever revealed. Annalise also unhappily marries Vincent Whittman…they have 3 children together. Making Vox and Alastor in-laws…#Drama.
Adaline was a stillborn child Alice had shortly after Alastor’s death. Adaline manifested in Hell as a young child and Alastor and Rosie took responsibility for her/essentially raised her in hell.
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Aurora Borealis Who
Wife to The Grinch, Mother to:
Christian Grinch Who 💙
Noelle Joy Who 🩷
Notes:
Christian is a little boy they adopted from the Whoville Orphanage, who was also Aurora’s former student, to provide him with the life Grinch longed for as a child.
Noelle is their unexpected biological child. She was not a child I planned for them at all, but I think a surprise baby would do Mr. Grinch well 😂. She will keep him young!
I decided to do this template with my romantic f/os! The full list of my romantic f/os can be found here! Special thanks to @novazentryx for helping me to figure out the final version of this template!
Credit/Original Template Can Be Found Here!
And you can find a silly/alternative version under the cut 🤭
I’m sorry for all my “Murdock’s fantastic ass” propaganda 😆.
Hello everyone! I’m JIG32 (you can call me JIG, Violet, or any variation of these names)! I’m a 28 year old selfshipper who loves and adores soooo many wonderful f/os!
My ultimate f/o, my husband, my whole world is Zach Varmitech from Wild Kratts. Zach has been my rock through the hardest years of my life, and I could not be more in love with him! He is the only f/o I’m uncomfortable sharing, but I’m fine sharing him within reason! The majority of content found on my blog is centered around Zach, my selfship with him (ship name: Ziolet), my s/i Violet, Zach’s source, and our five beloved children!
I also have a few other secondary romantic f/os who are currently occupying my headspace more than they should be! One of which is HM Murdock from the 1980’s TV series The A-Team. He is so crazy, but he’s my crazy man and I love him! I’m also involved in a polyship with Oswald Cobblepot/Penguin and Edward Nygma/The Riddler from the TV series Gotham. The three of us have a very interesting and complicated relationship, but we could not be happier. I’m comfortable sharing any of these boys!
My other secondary romantic f/os are Arthur Fleck (Joker 2019, I don’t speak of the sequel), The Grinch (Illumination’s 2018 Grinch Movie), Merrill Hess (Signs 2002), and Human Alastor (Hazbin Hotel). I am perfectly fine with sharing any of these wonderful fellas!
I always enjoy getting to know fellow selfshippers, and I love learning about their relationships with their beloveds, so feel free to interact!
Constant betrayal irl reminds me of why I’ve got these guys:
For better or worse, in sickness and in health…They have never betrayed me, nor will they ever. They are always there for me. They are my loves, my boys, the keys to my heart…they are everything to me, and I am so thankful to have them in my life.
Especially this month, as it’s been four years (on March 16th) since I met and fell in love with my ultimate f/o Zach. Four beautiful years in which I’ve undergone a healing journey and I’m learning to embrace love and hope again through Zach and all of these wonderful fellas.
F/Os names/sources/my tags for them, my selfships, and s/is are under the cut 😁!
[My romantic f/os, as pictured in order above: Zach Varmitech (Wild Kratts), HM “Howling Mad” Murdock (The A-Team), 2018/Illumination Grinch (2018 Grinch movie), Merrill Hess (Signs 2002), Oswald Cobblepot (Gotham), Edward Nygma (Gotham), Human Alastor (Hazbin Hotel), Arthur Fleck (Joker 2019).]
Happy Mother’s Day Everyone! To all the mothers out there, whether you are mothers to human or fur or plant babies, adoptive or foster moms, moms to be and moms to angel babies. Anyone who wears the title of mom, I send you the biggest thanks and wish you all a wonderful day!
In 2020 my journey to motherhood ended unexpectedly. Since then I’ve had to come to terms with the loss of my only child and the reality that I likely will never have another child, therefore I explore motherhood with my s/is.
It’s a beautiful way that I can connect with the child I lost and the children that would be mine in different universes. So to all my s/is, I wish them the most amazing Mother’s Day, they are tired and exhausted, but they love their children and would not have it any other way!
In total there are 11 daughters and 10 sons between all my f/os and s/is…wooooo, that’s actually a lot once I think of it 😆. But I love each of my fankids so much and thinking of the dynamic and love they share with my s/is and f/os makes me so happy. Below you can find a list of all my s/is, their significant others, and their children. Please note mentions of pregnancy, stillbirth, and miscarriage; such mentions are very mild and not detailed!
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All children are listed in tentative birth order, I am still trying to decide on the birth order of the children for Oswald+Elizabeth+Ed and Emmaline and Merrill.
👼 - Angel Baby (child lost by miscarriage or stillbirth)
💙 - Boy Twin
🩷 - Girl Twin
(Text) - Writing in parentheses denoted the sex of the children and additional content about the fankids and selfships.
Violet Virginia Varmitech née Tyler
Wife to Zach Varmitech
Mother to Alexandria Rinella Varmitech 👼, Varina Virginia Varmitech, Vera Vanica Varmitech, Victor Bennett Varmitech 💙, Vallen Zebulon Varmitech 💙, and Victoria Valerie Varmitech (4 girls and 2 boys)
Violet fanart credit goes to @quasarzt 😊
Elizabeth Christin Cobblepot née Devereaux
Wife to Oswald Cobblepot/Partner to Edward Nygma
Mother to Oswald “Ossy” Chesterfield Cobblepot Jr., Ezra Elijah Cobblepot, Guinevere Gurtrud Nygma-Cobblepot 🩷, and Evelyn Elise Nygma-Cobblepot 🩷 (2 boys and 2 girls - Guinevere is Oswald’s bio child and Evelyn is Ed’s bio child, since they are twins/ Oswald+Ed+Elizabeth are all together they hyphenate Ed and Oswald’s last names)
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Julia Josephine-Jameson Murdock
Wife to HM Murdock
Mother to Caroline Hannah Murdock and Benjamin Peck Murdock (1 girl and 1 boy)
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Emmaline Grace Hess née Anderson
Wife to Merrill Hess
Mother to Ever August Hess 👼, Colleen Faith Hess, Marc Merrill Hess, and Eli Graham Hess (2 girls and 2 boys - Emmaline lost Ever early in the pregnancy, Merrill and her never knew whether the child was a boy or girl, therefore they gave her a gender neutral name, but they/I feel the baby was a girl)
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Amelia Jane Wright-Fleck
Wife to Arthur Fleck
Mother to Arthur “Artie” Issac Fleck and Annabelle Charlotte Fleck (1 boy and 1 girl)
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Alice Sylvia Archer
Wife to Human Alastor
Mother to Amos Alastor Archer and Annalise Alice Archer (1 boy and 1 girl - Annalise’s middle name will likely change to the canon first name of Alastor’s mother if it is ever revealed; I also Headcanon that Alastor’s last name is Archer, when the canon last name for Alastor is revealed the kiddos name will also change)
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Aurora Borealis Who
Wife to The Grinch
Adoptive mother to Christian Grinch Who (1 boy - they decided not to have bio kids and instead adopted a little boy from the Whoville Orphanage [who was also Aurora’s former student] to provide him with the life Grinch longed for as a child)
