#murphy speaks

[kingflups]

If I ever became a streamer, I think zoo tycoon would he my bread and butter. I dont think it would be a money maker and I don't think people would like it very much but I do think if I ever got big enough to be a white butch of the week all of my clip compilations would be from yelling about unicorns not bringing guest enjoyment up and the lions breeding like rabbits

[hydemind]

We really shouldnt, mr. Newcomen. We especially shouldn't considering it's victorian England.

[middlestofschools]

let's talk about tumblr

hey, yall

im going to take a moment to talk about tumblr and my blog. i really like this blog, and i really enjoy running it (sorry i haven't been around as much, i have pneumonia), and hardly any of my original content has been marked "explicit," probably because it's mostly screenshots of text (even though most of my other blogs/content were flagged, especially the fan ones, even though they had little-to-no adult context, so yikes) so, in general, i plan to stay here unless im forced off otherwise. i might make a twitter in the future for this stuff, but ive never used twitter before, so idk about that (lmk what yall think).

now for something a little more serious, unfortunately.

i wanted to talk briefly about the child porn epidemic on tumblr. when i first started this blog, i never could have guessed that so many real pedophiles would attempt to interact with my blog and its content, and i cannot express how horrified and disgusted i was and still am. with every pedophilic blog that followed me or liked on of my posts, i reported, reported, reported, reported, reported to every website and official channel i knew to go through (each report and email with more than enough permlinks, usernames, post info, dates, times). and most, if not all, of those blogs were still up and running until tumblr was taken off the apple app store and they purged a good amount of pornographic content.

i am so disgusted with how tumblr's staff treated child porn reports. as a programmer, as a developer, as a person, i am overwhelmingly disappointed and saddened by how they managed this platform. it's one thing to have a product that you mismanage, fuck up a few times, but generally, it's not hurting anyone. it's another thing, though, to manage a product which has motherfucking child pornography on it and you don't do shit about it. child porn which "isn't in the industry database." does that mean it's new? because a lot of the pedophiliac blogs i saw uploaded a fuckton of "new" content.

my point is that the mismanagement tumblr suffers from isnt just hurting its userbase of well-meaning kids and adults with a sloppy and biased "algorithm," its a gross cover-up for something that should have absolutely been criminal.

[kingflups]

I knew a kid growing up who would sometimes try to do horribly mean shit to me but would fail at it so bad it circled around to me feeling bad for them

What brought this memory back was last night I recalled they tried to start a rumor that someone had leaked my nudes but that didn't work because a) I had not taken any nude photos of myself at this point and b) she told me specifically they were of my ass and if you knew me in high school and were looking for my nudes it would not be of my ass, which was fine btw, but of my ginormous fucking j cup honkers that shadowed everyone else's tits at the time

[kingflups]

TRICK OR TREAT. May I see the bugs

Happy Halloween!!! What a handsome little man Of COURSE you can see the bugs!!!

These are my Cuburis Murina "Papayas"!!

These guys are my little pride and joys! Isopods are used in the reptile hobby to keep bioactive enclosures clean by eating decaying plant matter, droppings and other decomposing materials. They're also live bearers-- my camera wasn't picking them up in the photos, but in the video you can see all the babies crawling around in the moss! Absolute cutie patooties!!

(Also included a picture from smugbugs so you could see their little faces, my camera isn't quite good enough for that)

[kingflups]

My greatest hope for the rest of peachyville horror is that Freddie's next character inevitably commits to another bit forgetting this season is horror and not comedy while Fracis Trudy and Kelsey fight the unknowable horrors the very real player Freddie experiences the horror of creating a new character only to hysterically and horrificly maim them every six episodes

[kingflups]

Happy pride to everyone but especially to me my coworker took my shift so I could go to gay bingo and she pulled me aside today to say she didn't really want to do but was still taking the shift because she would do anything for me

[kingflups]

Thinking about how many of my fics are mlm fics bc I keep participating in ship events for mlm couples. Low key considering hosting a yuri event just to give myself an excuse to write a bunch of wlw fics