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I've Read More Chapters of Fan Fiction This Week Than My Textbook: a Feature Length Film Staring Me

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Does anyone else wonder what ot5 would look like if they never got famous?

Would Zayn have as many tats?

Would Louis have ever gone through the suspenders and Toms phase?

Would Liam change his hair as often?

Would Niall still be the SnapBack king?

Would Harry still wear glitter boots and patterned shirts?

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I'm watching "Secrets and Lies" and all I can think is Hessa. I read too much fan fiction

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I love how Larries are foaming at the mouth over the Sony Leaks. If you didn’t already know, show business is shallow and has always been profit over art. Advertising is extremely manipulative and ruthless and always has been. Have you never watched Mad Men?

That’s all this shit proves.

Do you honestly think it’s that uncommon for companies to request that celebs promo their products on social media? Eleanor is mentioned in Louis’ slide because Larries have made her a bigger deal than anyone else. When Louis is tweeting he’s straight it’s Modest. When he’s roasting Naughty Boy or saying “always in my heart” it’s Louis. Just continue cherry picking “facts” to fit your narrative. 

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I need a job that offers paid time off for fandom drama, cause damn.

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Last night I dreamed that Ed Sheeran purposed to me and life was very disappointing when I woke up.

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So I found out I have asthma yesterday and I can't help but wonder if this fandom played a part in that. 😜

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I’m watching a documentary on Los Angeles paps and learned some interesting tidbits:

-Paps have an extensive network that helps them locate celebs. This includes airport/airline employees, hotel staff, club and restaurant staff and each other.

-When there are no tips they drive around hoping to get lucky or hang around LAX.

-They know the spots to look for them. All the popular restaurants, shops and even the places they work out.

-Kim Kardashian has an account with a few pap agencies. She lets them know where she is and she gets a cut of any pictures they sell.

-They actively look for expensive cars and “disguises” (sunglasses, baseball caps ect) and even have some star’s license plate numbers memorized.

-At the end of the day it’s all supply and demand. The bigger the demand the higher the price paps can get for a picture. Some celebs bring in 2k a pic of them doing stupid shit like buying Starbucks.

So just because a celeb was papped doesn’t always mean it was “just for publicity”. It’s kind of disgusting how good they are at spotting a celeb across a 4 lane highway or just walking down the street. I think it gets to the point where you can’t just stay in all day for fear of the paps.