#muse deadpool

[reanimatedmuses]

"Y'know what, boys? I think the time has come. The world is ready... For SpideyPoolVerine: the Movie!"

"Now what the fuck are you on about, Mouth...?"

"Wolvie, don't ask, you'll just get him going--"

"No, hear me out! We already know the fans love a good buddy-movie and a shit-ton of nostalgia bait! We could so do this! We just gotta get Hugh and Tobey onboard. Maybe Andrew if Tobey wants too much money."

"We're dropping Ryan though. He's getting too big-headed."

"...I dunno who he's talking about but maybe a movie about us would work..."

"Yeah, sounds great. Two hours of listenin' to you two. Scariest horror flick I could imagine."

[reanimatedmuses]

"Goddammit, Morph, you're stealing my cameo!!"

[reanimatedmuses]

"It's me! I'm the April Fool!"

"IT'S MEEEEEE--Coff! Oof, oh geeze, how does Elphaba make that look so easy...?"

[reanimatedmuses]

Thing about Wade is, with everyone else he's all sex jokes and jokingly flirtatious and/or insulting and he acts like he's the shit.

But then when he genuinely has feelings for someone he acts like this

[reanimatedmuses]

This is just Logan and Wade's friendship in a nutshell.

[reanimatedmuses]

Get you a man who looks at you like this.

[reanimatedmuses]

You know who you should ship with? Deadpool. He is super attractive and funny and sweat--Wade did you mean sweet? This script is full of typos.

"You know what I meant, keyboard monkey! Now read the rest!"

Ugh... Also I am totally not being forced under threat of mental harm if I do not make this post, I am doing it of my own free well--Dammit Wade at least use a spell check!

[reanimatedmuses]

"I see you there. You with your superhero muses. Well I just have one thing to say to you:

"Gimme."