#muse dream

[dominichoward]

had a dream last night that i found an old dom interview in a magazine that was titled something like "i help him get over it whenever it happens" and it was a quote from him about how whenever matt had a break up dom would "help him get over it" but also the photoshoot was him with his cock out and it was MASSIVE. like a substantial part of the interview was talking about how huge his dick was. he kept saying "we tried to measure it and we can't, it's too big" and he talked about how "difficult" life was with a dick that big

[dominichoward]

had an absolutely nuts dream last night that matt and dom did an interview where matt was like telling all these stories about how dom was a massive pyro when they were growing up and he used to light fires CONSTANTLY and matt got burned by one once so dom made himself stop but it was like an addiction he couldnt really stop himself and he set a fire that kind of deliberately endangered matt and everyone cancelled dom and he had to put out an instagram apology being like "this was something that happened 30+ years ago and matt forgave me" and matt liked the post and was in the comments arguing with people like "he was literally ill stop saying you want him out of the band im not kicking him out of the band"

[dominichoward]

napped earlier and had this really insane dream that dom was friends with jeremy allen white and they famously hung out together a lot and JAW was on a podcast and started beefing with belldom shippers but in a way that made it clear that he knew belldom shippers were right and he was overcompensating and trying to cover up because he knew they were actually together and i was going insane trying to post clips from the podcast on tumblr to get people to listen but the podcast was being slowly deleted from the internet as i was working furiously to save clips of JAW saying "you guys need to leave them alone they're trying to be private and you're just putting their shit on blast" etc

[dominichoward]

napped and had a dream that Chris got the hantavirus 😐

[dominichoward]

also in my dream last night there was a bit where dom revealed on instagram that he'd written recorded and released a country album where he played every instrument and was singing on it in a cowboy accent and it was unironically so good musically but the lyrics were complete dogshit it was stuff like "woahhh my dog got stuck in my god damn car / and i'm like get that thang outta there before i go far"

he also revealed it by putting a massive completely sincere notes apology style post on instagram that was like "this is NOT a betrayal of muse the band. i am still in the band. but i knew i had this album in me and i was desperate to make it. thank you to matt and chris for standing by me in these trying times." and like tumblr was breaking down

[dominichoward]

had a dream I was watching this documentary about muse and there was a bit about how Matt had been a featherweight boxer secretly during t2l era and Dom used to go to the fights and wave a flag with Matt's face on it but Chris never went because he couldn't bear to see Matt getting punched