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@softsliders19 continued from here
Anya frowned. Well it's better than days. And being chased. . .never good. She pulls out a sandwich from her bag. "Here. I don't know if going to a diner is a good idea but you can have my sandwich. My papa made it so it's real good" Yor tried to make her a sandwich. . .yeah she had to buy it because it looked like a rock.
@everyfuckinwhere asked: "have you thought about fucking kissing me?"
Ted’s eyes go wide and his head shoots up as he hears the other’s growl. “What? No. Why? Did I-Who said-Where did you get that idea from?” he began to stammer.
Hey gang! Glad to see you found the internet, you won’t regret it (I promise!) aaaanyway I was wondering how throughout all 109 years, most of you have managed to keep your clothes so pristine looking? Does eternal damnation come with the perk of AM’s hate pillar having a washing machine inside it?
Much love, stay safe!
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Ted: Thank you for your question, yes we were lucky to get this small access link through one of AM`s subroutines...it was hard work but it was worth it. Since the others are busy atm drawing things on Nimdoks face while he naps, i will answer for them. Well you see, AM, as much of a pain in the ass he may be, watches out that we always have a clean set of clothes. Why he does it? Who knows. Each time he "kills" us, we return with pristine looking clothes either way, and they feel so soft...*pauses*
Anyway, i hope i was able to fullfill your question properly.
@0rattlemebones0
Edward ‘Ted’ Tonks moodboard
The sun is shining on the sea today You're living your life the easy way You've left behind, the world again So be a tourist, hear the call Now you've been saving your money, you can spend it all And you can come away with me today
! Ted/Alexis
SEND A “!” FOR OUR MUSES MARRIED LIFE
Who was the one to propose: Alexis. After two failed engagements and Ted rushing in way too fast, they made sure to communicate better the third time around and take that much slower. When the topic of marriage came up and Ted said he felt they were in a good place for it, Alexis secretly agreed but she lied and said she wasn’t quite ready for it just yet. She then set to work planning the best surprise proposal for Ted. Probably involving a lot of puns.
Who stressed more over wedding planning: Alexis and David planned the whole thing so they did. Ted was in charge of planning the honeymoon, under strict orders that it had to be on an island with a beach, in a hotel, and not an inclusive package.
Who decorated the house: Alexis, considering Ted’s idea of decorating is buying display rooms. She went all out for it, but he had to reign her back a little to keep on the more practical and reasonably priced side.
Who is more organized: Ted. Alexis is only organized with her business. With everything else she’s a lil scatterbrained and tends to forget things a lot.
Who initiates bedroom fun: They both do.
Who suggested kids first: Ted, but he’s not crazy. He suggested a fur baby first as practice.
Who’s more dominant: Alexis for sure.
Who’s the cuddler: They both are. It’s their fave thing.
What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: They’re always busy and on the go with their own businesses so they love nothing more than cuddling on the couch, watching a movie and doing absolutely nothing together.
Who kills the spiders: No one. Alexis deems the room unsafe and leaves, leaving it for Ted to catch. Most of the time without putting anything over it so he’ll spend half an hour crawling around trying to find it so he can set it free. Unbeknownst to Alexis, a lot of the time he never actually finds the spider and just pretends he did.
Who falls asleep first: Ted. Alexis is usually texting or doing stuff on her phone for a while before actually falling asleep.
Who is louder? Alexis.
Who is more experimental? I’d say they’re pretty even.
Do they fuck or make love? It depends what the mood calls for.
Who is more likely to be caught masturbating? Alexis purposefully “gets caught” when Ted gets in from the clinic.
Who comes first? I’m gonna just say this question is a lil dumb because it depends what they’re doing!!
Who is better at oral and who prefers it? Alexis is best at it. Usually a little too good which she’s v smug about. But they both enjoy giving and receiving it.
Who usually initiates things? In their house, it’s fairly even. In more risky places, it’s mostly Alexis but Ted is always instantly on board.
Who is more sensitive? Ted, without a doubt.
Who has the most patience? Ted. You need to be very patient to be able to deal with Alexis lbr.
@killjoysnoise continued from here
Wade’s grin turns downright wicked at that. Half masked expression shows his mouth and chin but nothing more.
“An expert?” he echoes softly. “Wow! Never heard that one before! I usually just get one of those gold star stickers slapped on my forehead and then I’m sent home… you really think so?”
He shifts on his stool without breaking eye contact. His knee slowly slides forward, nudging between Ted’s legs in a slow claim. Not rough. Just confident. It stays there, steady pressure as he lightly bounces his leg.
“Oh yeah,” Wade continues lightly, voice lowering as he leans in, his lips ghosting the shell of his ear. — “You’re right, I would know all about it. I know how to press certain buttons and which to leave untouched … to build up the pressure. I know which pair of lips are worth playing tango with.. and which are better left solo. But yours? God, they are begging for a player 2.”
He pulls back to grab his own drink, his tongue flicks out to lick the rim of the glasses as sultry as possible. He downs it all in one large gulp before turning his attention back to Ted. His leg pushes a bit harder now, moving in a slow and lazy circle. The bar light above them was a dim, ugly yellow barely making anything visible. He leans back in, gloved fingers drumming on the counter tops as he bats his eyes lashes underneath his mask.
“Any plans for tonight? In case you were going to ask, yes I am very much free at this very particular moment..”
"Can someone please explain to me what autism is? I used to have Sandra ask me if I had it sometimes...and I never got to fully understand what it was..."
‘i'm the devil. now kindly undo these straps.’
"You don't look like a devil to me, let alone THE Devil himself. The Devil's the guy with the little horns and red tail...and he has the wings of a bat for some reason? He's also fully red with little goat hooves..." Ted nonchalantly readjusted the earpiece atop his head, looking down to the man strapped down to one of the chairs in the room which housed the famous Gravity Wave.
"Also, you DO realize that you proclaiming to be a devil of some kind is a TERRIBLE strategy to gain freedom from your binds, correct? Why would I be inclined to let you go if you were an ACTUAL devil, when you being bound in a chair using a few zip ties is enough to keep you at bay?"
