"We're the same, please!"

Indie rp blog for Major Theodore "Ted" Lockwood from the 2019 Creepshow series on Shudder. Mostly canon compliant w/a dash of headcanon. TRIGGERING CONTENT AHEAD! MINORS DNI Personal Blogs DNI

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About Ted

GENERAL INFORMATION

Name: Major Theodore Lockwood / Gorangi Ambassador Number Seven Nickname(s): Ted is most common; Teddy is reserved for one Captain Toomey (and Laurel if she so pleased) Age: 46 Birthday: April 14th Gender: Cis Male Sexuality: Polysexual

APPEARANCE

Face Claim: B.reckin M.eyer Height: 5'5 (in human form) / 10'10 (in Gorangi form) Eye Color: Blue (in human form) / Amber (in Gorangi form) Skin Tone: White (in human form) / Blue (in Gorangi form) Hair Color/Texture/Style: Brown / Straight / Crew Cut

PERSONALITY

Positive: Extroverted, intuitive, curious, self-assured, intelligent Negative: Overly empathetic, intense, stubborn, blunt Temperament: Sanguine MBTI: Protagonist (ENFJ) Enneagram Type: 3w4 Disorders: Autism (Specifically high functioning autism. I, the mun, am autistic and I see my own autistic characteristics in my funky alien gravity engineer man.)

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[handicappedbuenchico]

Goodbye, everyone.

I'm doing what I should have done a long time ago. Full explanation under the read more where it belongs. I don't know how long I'll be gone, but I hope I'll come back at least a little bit of a better person.

In light of my mental health taking a steep decline in recent months (to the point where I've grown so angry and bitter that I'm lashing out at others and I'm just dumping my own shit onto people without any sufficient warnings) I've decided that I desperately need a social media detox break. That means none of the Meta apps, no Twitter (even though I don't have Twitter anymore), and yes, even no Tumblr.

I'm also going on a news detox, too. So no news articles, no news broadcasts, and hey both of my detoxification targets will go hand in hand because that also means no social media news.

I'm sorry to all the friends I've made on this website over the years. I treated my roleplay blog like my personal diary and forced you all to watch as my mental health spiraled down the drain, disregarding whether it would affect your own or not. That was selfish and even dangerous of me to do. I treated all of my friends like my therapists, and I dumped things about my own world that I definitely should've dealt with offline, like the grown adult that I am. I'm sorry that I allowed my behavior to go unchecked. It will NEVER happen again. And if it does, feel free to call me out on that shit.

Also I'm not going to be deactivating my accounts, I'm just going to purge the apps off of my phone and block the browser version of these apps (so I'm not tempted to go on social media on a mobile browser).

So, if I have compromised your mental health and you want to unfollow me (or even block me actually) because of that, while I'm gone, then feel free to do so. That is your tumblr right, and I have no reason to be upset if you exercise said tumblr right. All of my blogs are in my pinned post if you want to block all of them, too. And that's not me trying to guilt trip or anything like that, I'm being genuinely serious.

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

lazy roleplayer symbol meme

Send in a symbol and I’ll:

@ : reply to one of your open starters

?? : write you a starter

+ : go through the memes you’ve reblogged and send one in

!!! : write a headcanon about our muses

% : write a drabble about our muses

$$$ : go through your wishlist tag and write a starter based on one of the posts

♬ : write a starter based on your blog music

… : write a headcanon based on one of the aus in your verse page

^^ : go through your muse’s aesthetic tag and write a starter based on one of the posts

# : write a headcanon based on one of your side muses / npcs

[kikismemes]

𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓭𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓸𝓷𝓼 — send 💭 + a topic to receive a headcanon about said topic.

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑬𝑿𝑼𝑨𝑳 𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑨𝑳𝑷𝑯𝑨𝑩𝑬𝑻.  (  send one or more to learn a little more about my muse and their sex life. note that these questions are only suggestions, you can go wild with the headcanon prompts.  )

[ aftercare ] ― what are they like after sex? any specific routine they have for themselves or their partner that they like to do? [ body part ] ― what is their favorite body part? what kind of body / parts would they like their partner to have ( e.g. big boobs, long cock, etc. )? [ cum ] ― what does it take to make them come? can they come multiple times in one sitting or do they need longer breaks? [ desires ] ― what turns them on? what do they like to have done to them most? what do they like to do to their partner most? [ experience ] ― how experienced are they? how many different partners did they have? [ first time ] ― what was their first time like? when did it happen? did they enjoy it? [ grooming ] ― do they shave? do they have a preference for their partners when it comes to body hair? [ horny ] ― how high is their sex drive? do they have a lot of sex or is it a more occasional thing? is sex, in general, important to them? [ intimacy ] ― how are they during sex? do they prefer a more intimate / romantic approach or a more casual one? [ joker ] ― tell one random headcanon that wouldn't fit anywhere else on the list. [ kinks ] ― what is their biggest kink? are there any kinks they haven't tried but want to? are there any kinks they have tried but learned are not for them? [ locations ] ― what are their favorite locations to have sex? are they a risk taker where people could walk in on them, or do they prefer to keep it private? [ masturbation ] ― do they masturbate? if so, how often? [ no go ] ― what wouldn't they do? what turns them off? [ oral ] ― do they prefer to give or receive oral? anything specific they enjoy / don't enjoy when it comes to oral? [ positions ] ― what are their favorite sex positions? is there something they typically default to? a special position they've always wanted to try? [ quickies ] ― do they have one-night stands? if so, how often? [ rounds ] ― how many rounds can they go before having to take a break? how good is their stamina? [ secrets ] ― do they have any dirty secrets? if so, what are they? [ toys ] ― do they on toys? do they use toys on themselves or like to use them on their partners? [ underwear ] ― what type of underwear do they typically wear? do they own lingerie? is there something specific they like their partner to wear? [ volume ] ― how loud do they get during sex? do they prefer a partner that's louder or one that's quieter? [ watch ] ― do they like to watch their partner masturbating or having sex with someone else? do they like to be watched? [ xxx ] ― do they watch porn? if so, how often? anything specific they like to watch? [ yearning ] ― what do they typically do to get people to have sex with them? do they let it happen naturally or are there things they like to do to turn their partners on? [ zzz ] ― how quickly after sex do they fall asleep? are they usually tired after or full of energy?

[rpsourcedmemes]

Send 🌱 to have our muses completely start over

[rpsourcedmemes]

Under the cut is a list of words. Send a word and I will write a memory, thought or short scene for my/our muses with something related to that word.

As an example; Heat could mean a time when my muse felt warm or when they got into a heated argument etc. Completely open to interpretation.

Water

Music

Drink

Fire

Denial

Soft

Belonging

Quiet

Loud

Mud

Scar

Wheel

Flower

Tears

Night

Orange

Soap

Sun

Again

Fight

Run

Short

Celebrate

Label

Language

Towel

Fist

Leaves

Road/path

Betrayal

Judgement

Breakfast

Difference

Laugh

Letter

Meal

Confusion

Cold

Clean

Blue

Noise

Humility

Humanity

Change

Help

Explain

Depth

Knowing

Freedom

Break

[midnightblvc]

𝐏𝐄𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐊 𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒

send me a writer and i have to write a starter based on that situation. inspired by some famous writers and their books. change as you see fit. 

[WILDE] - my character is painting your character.

[AUSTEN] - my character meets yours under the rain, but it's in a period setting.

[ORWELL] - my character confronts your character about a secret they've been hiding from my muse.

[HUXLEY] - my character confronts yours about their growing dissatisfaction.

[DICKENS] - my character asks your character for help in a desperate situation.

[POE] - my character encounters yours late at night in a haunted house.

[HEMINGWAY] - my character and yours go fishing.

[FITZGERALD] - my character and yours share conversation at a glamorous party.

[TOLKIEN] - my character asks your character for guidance on their journey.

[LEWIS] - my character and yours find themselves alone in a forest.

[CONAN DOYLE] - my character ask some weird questions in a dimly lit study.

[LOVECRAFT] - my character approaches yours with an artifact that they claim holds unspeakable power.

[MORRISON] - my character returns to their hometown and has a reunion with your character.

[WOOLF] - my character and yours are in a quiet beach.

[KING] - my character and yours are sharing their nightmares on a stormy night.

[receiptsofwhiskey]

𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐓 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐒 ♡

“I never noticed your eyes were this [colour].”

“Your heartbeat’s really loud.”

“You asleep?”

“I like this, being so close to you.”

“Your hair keeps falling into your eyes, do you know that? Here, lemme just—”

“You’re so, so, so pretty.”

“I just — I’m breathless, okay? Whenever I’m with you, it happens.”

“You make my heart beat so quick.”

“You always know how to make me smile.”

“You’ll always be safe with me.”

[Kisses the other on the cheek]

“Always.”

“I can’t imagine being anywhere but here with you.”

“All my choices lead me to you.”

“I’ll never give you up.”

“I sleep better if you’re around.”

“You snore in your sleep. But… it’s adorable, okay?”

“I like this. A quiet breakfast with you.”

“There’re billions of people on this planet, and I love you. How incredible is that?”

“I trust you.”

[Holds the other’s hand when they think the other won’t notice]

“You keep staring at me instead of watching the film. What’s up?”

“Let’s push all of these stuff away. I wanna dance here right now with you.”

“Are we really doing this? Are we really slow-dancing?”

“When you laugh like that, it just — you’re so beautiful, you know that?”

“No, sorry, you laughed. I … I never saw it before. It’s — pretty.”

“You haven’t laughed in a long time, and I guess I was staring ‘cause I forgot how that looked like.”

[Puts head on the other’s shoulder]

“I will never let you go.”

“You’re the best thing to have ever happened to me.”

“You wrote me a song?”

“You’ve got a fever. Of course I’m not going anywhere.”

[Suddenly feels around the bed to search for the other’s hand / body when they’re sleeping]

[Extends a hand when they see the other was searching for it while they’re sleeping]

“I just feel calmer. When I’m with you.”

“You’re not in bed. I came looking for you.”

“What are you doing up? Come to bed.”

“It’s weird. I never thought I could feel like this, but you showed up. Now, it’s like I don’t wanna go on knowing I might lose the feeling.”

“I don’t mind sharing the blankets with you.”

“You’re cold. Come here.”

“You always do that. You always warm me up.”

“Stay.”

“It’s getting crowded. Here, hold my hand.”

[Hugs for a very long time]

[Puts feet on the other’s lap]

“I’m so proud of you, you know that?”

“I love you.”

[dovingmemes]

send a ‘👄 + character name’ and my muse will talk about that character

[rpmemesiwanttosee]

Send 😶 + a really uncomfortable question and my muse has to answer it

[goranginumber7-a]

what color character are you?

Yellow Character

Yellow characters tend to be positive and upbeat people, who try to see the bright side in most situations (although the older a character is, the less likely they’ll be as openly positive). They’re friendly and energetic much of the time, and while often genuine, it can become a cover for their more negative feelings. They tend to have a lot of skill in one specific area, which they have to work hard to harness and use properly. Because of this skill, they can be put up on a pedestal and have high expectations placed on them to perform. Often, these expectations also come from themselves. They have a strong sense of responsibility and duty placed on them that can cause them to develop a bit of a savior complex, blaming themselves for not being able to protect everyone around them. They are diffusers and peacemakers, preferring to be in harmony with everyone, sometimes making it confusing when others around them are not this way. They’re pretty cheerful and bubbly and usually the light of their friend group. They care about their friends a lot and go out of their way to show it, although it can cause them to be jealous when they feel as if they aren’t being included. While kind people, they also have a competitive streak and like to win. They love fun and are likely to get sidetracked and drag their friends along with them. Others are able to relax in their presence and enjoy themselves, and it’s hard not to like a yellow character. While these characters may be warm and diligent, though, they also have a hard time taking risks, generally preferring to stay in their comfort zone. They can have a bit of both a main character and a savior complex because of how much responsibility they put on themselves, and while well meaning it can irk other characters. Sometimes, they go too far trying to help and interfere with others, and when they don’t want to do something, they will often shut down and distract themselves from it. They are surprisingly mature for how innocent they seem, and when in a healthy place, they always give their best effort. They are wise and interpersonal and really tie their friend group together. Yellow characters need to be given a safe space to release negative emotions without letting them build up, and they need people in their life who will help them keep a healthy balance of work and play without pressuring them too much.

[midsummernightmemes]

Reblog if you will NOT roleplay with those under 18.

NOTE TO MINORS: Many of those who reblog this and similar posts are adults who write mature content, which may include sexual content, and as such it is for their legal protection as much as yours that their blogs are age restricted.

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Reblog if you will NOT roleplay with those under 18.

NOTE TO MINORS: Many of those who reblog this and similar posts are adults who write mature content, which may include sexual content, and as such it is for their legal protection as much as yours that their blogs are age restricted.

[akarii-memes]

Send 🥴 to learn a way to get my muse aroused

OR

Send 😳 For something my muse does when they are aroused

[justanotherrpmeme]

Married to the Job starters

"I barely recognize my own [husband/wife/partner/etc.] anymore." "When was the last time you were home for dinner, [name]?" "I feel like a single parent most days." "I understand your commitment to your work, but what about your commitment to us?" "Being married to a police officer means constantly living in fear." "I miss you, [name]. It's like you're married to your job, not me." "I can't keep making excuses for why you're never here." "I wish I could be there for you, but work just won't let up." "It's not just about the paycheck, [name]. We need you here." "Another missed anniversary… I'm starting to lose count." "Do you even remember what your [son/daughter/child/etc.] looks like?" "I feel like I'm competing with your job for your attention." "I married you for better or for worse, but this is getting unbearable." "I know your job is important, but so is our family." "I'm tired of waiting up for you to come home." "I thought things would change after the promotion, but they've only gotten worse." "Your work isn't just taking you away physically. It's changing who you are." "I don't want to raise our children alone." "Why do I always feel like I come second to your job?" "Maybe it's time we had a serious talk about our future."

[IGNORES] The sender continuously ignores the receiver's calls and messages while at work. [FORGETS] The sender forgets important family events due to work commitments. [WORKS_LATE] The sender frequently works late into the night, leaving the receiver alone at home. [CANCELS] The sender cancels plans with the receiver at the last minute due to work emergencies. [APPEARS_TIRED] The sender always appears tired and exhausted from overworking. [SNAPS] The sender snaps at the receiver when they try to discuss the issue of work-life balance. [REJECTS] The sender rejects the receiver's attempts to plan vacations or outings due to work commitments. [EXHAUSTED] The sender collapses into bed as soon as they come home, too tired to engage with the receiver. [ARRIVES_LATE] The sender consistently arrives late to family events or gatherings due to work commitments. [ISOLATES] The sender isolates themselves from the receiver, retreating into their work instead of engaging with their partner.

[poohsources]

🐝  *  ―  𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑷𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻.

send 🚢 or ( 'SHIP' ) if you ever considered shipping our characters romantically and want me to fill out the following form for our muses. bold all that definitely applies, italicize what could potentially apply. feel free to add more if you think certain options are missing or you just want to add more.

do i ship our characters together?: yes | no | not yet but maybe soon

would i like to ship with you?: yes | maybe, i'm willing to try | no

type of relationship i could see: childhood or high school sweethearts | exes | engaged | married | long-term relationship | crushes | unrequited love | fling | long distance | online relationship | just dating | new relationship | toxic lovers | friends with benefits

tropes i'd enjoy writing for them: friends to lovers | enemies to lovers | exes to lovers | fake relationship / dating | forbidden love | grumpy and sunshine | star-crossed lovers | surprise pregnancy | second chance | soulmates | amnesia / mistaken identity | forced proximity | secret relationship | slow burn relationship

would i rather plot first or jump right in and see where it goes?: develop their relationship first | jump right in | something in between ( what specifically? )

what now?: let's plot something | send me shippy memes | i'll send you shippy memes | write me a random starter | i'll write you a random starter

anything else i want you to know about me / my character / my shipping habits: ( put whatever you want here )

[goranginumber7-a]

can you fight god?

You know what, out of all my muses, I can totally see Ted pulling off a god murder. So this one isn't all that shocking to me tbh 😅😂.