#muse:areith

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*Tifa has once again given yuffie the transformation materia, as she needed a person to hold it, big mistake*

“Tifa,Tifa,Tifa, when are you going to learn that giving the ninja this materia is asking for trouble, wonder what spells are in this one, seeing as it’s leveled to the max” *the ninja thought to herself fiddling with it*

*Tifa thought after what happen last time Yuffie would learn her lesson not to mess with the materia. And that was before it was max level. So who knows what she could do with the thing. Has she was messing with the materia Aerith came by to visit.*

Hello there Yuffie may I ask what are you doing?

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"Cloud, Tifa it's time for your daily buffet brunch."

"Yes maam"

"Yes maam"

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What are tifa and aeriths jobs in service of queen of wutai and shinra yuffie?

Aerith is a chef and tifa is yuffie body guard.

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corrupt aerith fattening up Yuffie into a spoiled princess who rather eat and be pampered than go out and do ninja stuff.

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that cloud sequence but replace don with corrupted Aerith.

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I imagine Shinra heir Aerith. Having more a pot belly. Her hair in a pony tail instead of letting it out. Wearing a suit and smoking a cigar.

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Shinra heir Aerith finding a dainty looking girl at some back water place at Nibelheim before the incident. Takes her in has her new fiancée and spoil her rotten. Said dainty girl was named Tifa.

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Aerith and Tifa, how often do ether of you end up encountering something that fattend you up or inflates you?

Well I personally don't encounter that much. But Tifa and Cloud on the other hand encounter that stuff a lot.

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