#muse:blake

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Happy Birthday to Blake!

Here's a pic of her I got from Itaohs recently to celebrate.

Turns out having an outfit with loads of zippers and being hella fat are not a good combination

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Option A

With the girls coming to the island for their break she thought it'd be a special enough vacation to dust off an old no and ancient family cookbook something she hasn't had the opportunity to use in quite a while.

Option b

For whatever reason some students decide to stay at the academy during their breaks or the personal or family issues or just in the world to go for those students head mistress Salem gives them extra attention

Thanks for having us Miss Belladonna.

Ya Miss B. Thanks a lot.

Well I hope you all are ready for a special treat. Being she bringing the family cookbook for this.

Must hold some great recipes if your hyping it up Blake.

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She loved watching the influence she had on those girls.Every waddle, heavy belch, every time They'd a hike up their skirt or drop down their pants. Just to make sure their rumps wouldn't eat them

She's not the stepmom. She's a mom who fatten them up

Out growing there pants and shirts. Bursting off buttons. Has they unleash massive farts. After devourering entire buffets of food. Huffing and puffing has they waddle to get more food. Lovely fatty kids for Kali.

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The World for all of RWBY!

The World: The muse's weight is predicted to reach an ultimate in growth. Limits or no, a sudden, inexplicable, immense jump in size becomes inevitable, with time.

"Hey Weiss! You got something in the mail today!" Yang called as she stomped into their room, casually tossing a package that had clearly been marked with CAUTION, FRAGILE, and HANDLE WITH CARE in Weiss's direction. Weiss realized what was happening only a few seconds to late.

"Yang be careful, that's new experimental Du-"

KABOOOOMMMMM!!!!

The box exploded in Weiss's face, showering the room with it's sparkly contents. And as soon as the Dust shower touched Team RWBY... their waistlines also exploded. Fat burst out in every direction, shredding clothes, destroying furniture, walls, smothering everything under an indistinct mass of blubber that you could only barely tell who it belonged to by skin tones.

Until eventually...

...there was more RWBY than there was Beacon.

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Absolutely none of them are going to fit in frame for Vol. 10, they'll have to call in stunt doubles to become full time actors. The four of them can't even voice act it cause of how much face fat is slurring their speech

Weiss and Blake are probably fine, at least on the voice acting front. Voices might be a little deeper, but they can pass it off as their characters getting older or something.

Meanwhile...

...yeah these two aren't doing any VA work any time soon. They still get royalties at least though!

All going to more food.

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As the queen of the gods marriage family women were her biggest territories

Which made no surprised Rwby member with the best home life was her acolyte in this new world formerly godless.

Parents who love her. And always willing to have her back home and such. Despite her mistakes. Happily married. And said person had a toxic ex that they left. Prime acolyte material here.

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Can I get an overly detailed description on how each respective RWBY members' farts smell. And a scale from 1-5 on how horrid they are. Thank u

Dunno how detailed I'll be able to manage but I can try.

Weiss is the least stinky of the team, would probably rate her around a 2. Worse than your average fart for sure but she hasn't ruined her digestive system with slop and grease quite yet, especially not to the extent of Ruby or Yang. Enough to wrinkle your nose at and maybe cough.

Blake is a 3 or a 4 depending on how mush seafood she's eaten that day. The more fish, the worse it gets. If she's been to a seafood buffet that day then she can easily clear out a whole room of people who aren't used to her gas. She's actually used it to her advantage to get privacy in the library a couple of times!

Ruby averages a 4 or a 5, again kinda depending on what she's eaten. Mostly sweets that day? More of a 4, still room clearing but not as bad as if she'd gone on a burger binge with Yang or something. If that's happened recently though, anyone not used to Ruby's fumes are gonna be passing out if they get anywhere near her. Of note, while she may not be the worst worst she is definitely the gassiest of the team, mostly due to being the biggest and thus easily eating the most out of everyone.

Yang's gas is the foulest, easy 5. Girl barely eats anything outside of greasy burgers, other fast food stuff, and spicy as hell foods, and barely drinks anything outside of soda and booze. Her digestive system is completely ruined. If you haven't built up a resistance, you are *not* gonna be able to stay in the same room as her without passing out. Hell you'd probably feel ill if you just happened to pass by the room she's in.

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Rumor has it all four of the RWBY girls are perpetually full of gas...some are just better (most of the time) at controlling it than others~

Absolutely true, though Weiss would deny it. Just a natural side effect of how much the four of them eat on a daily basis.

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