#warriorpax

[ruby-rolls]

Rumor has it all four of the RWBY girls are perpetually full of gas...some are just better (most of the time) at controlling it than others~

Absolutely true, though Weiss would deny it. Just a natural side effect of how much the four of them eat on a daily basis.

PPPPPPPFFFFFFFRRRRRRRNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!

[betainthebetafinalmix]

Gonna give the Immobile Ishizu's gargantuan, gas-filled gut one huge squeeze of a hug~

" ExcUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP "

Well, that was rude. Hope you could survive being thrown into a wall by trying to pull up that trick with someone after pigging out.

[magesmeatymuses]

🍫 To both Ei AND Shogun

...Let's see how long those two last~

It was perhaps well into the afternoon when the Shogun awoke after being transported to some kind of candyland, and... er... it appears that she was sitting on some kind of marshmallow. It certainly was quite soft. Actually, it reminded her somewhat of a dango more than anything, the type that Ei tended to eat—

"BBWWOORRRAARRRRPPPHHHHHHH!"

Oftentimes, the Shogun doesn't lose her composure, but when she heard that, she couldn't help herself from squawking in shock.

"E-EI?!"

"Ouugghh... Iiiiihhh rreahhhlllyyy... hhrrrRRAARRPPPHHH... ssshhhoouhhllddd'hhfff... ppprraaccttiisshheedd... uhhhh llihhttllee rreessttrraaiihhnnttt..."

A land made of candy would naturally comprise of a great variety of different sweet spectacles, whether a gingerbread castle or a lake of melted chocolate and so on and so forth. With that in mind, it is not an exaggeration to say that Ei ate the entire land in the hours in which the Shogun was in stasis. It was impossible to really grasp just how large Ei had truly become at this point; breasts sloped forward like oversized mountains, and her stomach alone eclipse the entirety of Teyvat multiple times over. All of this, and from the sounds of her vast stomach, she was either at hard work digesting it all or she was still hungry.

"...Ohhhh...! Ssshhhoohhgguuhhnn...!"

Ei's voice, now deep and husky thanks to the several kilotons of flab swaddling her throat, whether from her immense jowls or her immeasurable cheeks and chins.

"Sshhohhrrhhyy... Iiiihhh gggoohhttt uuuhhh lllihhttlleee hhuuuhhnggrryy..."

"I-I... You..."

The Shogun looked absolutely mortified. It takes a LOT to get her to react like this.

"I would normally say that I am impressed by such gluttony... BUT YOU ATE AN ENTIRE LAND OF CANDY, EI!"

"Iiiihhh dddiihhhdd... aaahhnnnddd iiihhttt wwuuusshh ddeehhlliisshhiiooussshhh...!"

Ei sighed.

"Iiiihhhhfff ooohhhnnlleehhh iiiihhttt wwwuusshhh uuuhhh bbbiiihhttt bbbiiihggeehhrr... Iiihhhmmm fffaahhmmmisshheedd..."

"..."

Bluescreening, the Shogun has now fallen unconscious and will probably be sleeping for a little bit longer. Please wait warmly.

[nexus-of-roundness]

@pudgy-planets & @warriorpax replied to your post

Oh she most certainly will the moon

[green-x-reaper]

Well, since I got into Rivals, if it makes ya feel any better, my main is NOT Rogue

'Tis Iron Man

What can I say, his ultimate's funni-

|| One v one me, bro

See which of us is the worst player-

[mermass]

@warriorpax

For yourself, Remilia, or both?

"They're usually intended for Miss Remilia, but recently, she keeps insisting I should join in. Maybe one of these days, I will."

[ivymancy-grove]

@warriorpax

... You know she'd have to flood the whole city at that rate, right? That'd make her a thousand times heavier than a skyscraper, and the buildings here are not skyscrapers.

[voluminous-violet]

@warriorpax replied to your post “Oh to be a fat titty pokemon trainer girl...”:

Or a fat titty Pokemon girl, period~?

​true, that's always an option!