#muse; bb

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“Question for tonight! Does size really matter~”

“. . .surprised this isn’t coming from Vera.” 

“Whatever! Now back to BB’s super scandalous question! Does size matter when it comes to people with d.icks?” 

“I’m not answering this.” 

“Of course you are - eventually! Wrong answer anyway because BB wants you all to know, out of the small kindness that my digital heart still holds - as long as you know what you’re doing - you’re size is just fine!” 

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@miraruinada from x

“You’re joking, right? It’s 2021 and you think an ancient thing from the 90′s isn’t gonna fry with me onboard? That piece of junk would probably call it quits at 100mb of data. Also I don’t care what you get off too or how obvious you make your stash folder - I’m here to torment you.” 

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BB inbox call

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“Let’s play game! I blast one of my signature BB beams and you try to dodge! It’ll be fun for me and a blast for you. Literally!” 

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a while back a compiled a list ranking my oc’s from weakest to strongest~ so out of boredom i’m ranking the canon muses this time (considering their status in power from any canon they have and no diverging) and it’ll be easier since there’s only 8 canon muses vs the nearly 20 or so i ranked with the oc’s ; v ; 

now this won’t be about putting these 8 against each other in a match up but how they’d stand on their own~

Lucifer - Lucifer is lowest on this list until further notice since she doesn’t really do much in the Helltaker game or comics. She’s more or less subdued by a human looking to gain a harem of demon girls and later on dethroned by another demon. Lucy is more of a delegating kind of ruler but I’d like to think she could kick ass if she felt like it. Pancakes are just too good to pass up. 

Tsuchigomori - The 5th Wonder and curator of a library that has books with people’s past, present and future recorded, Tsuchigomori isn’t much for battle. He says so himself but isn’t completely defenseless despite his faculty job on the side. A spider like supernatural, the 5th Wonder can crush someone with arm appendages he can grow but again he really isn’t a fan of rough housing...not like he can be killed anyways unless its by an exorcist or another supernatural. 

Frill - Frill is mostly harmless as long as she isn’t given access to a lab, a hairdryer, or anything else tech related. i say mostly as well because despite being locked away in a claustrophobia inducing space with nothing for years - the attention starved lab made child found a way to get access to technology and cause havoc for her fathers. 

Ahri (Spirit Blossom canon) - Ahri is a playful spirit of salvation and your guide through the spirit realm if you happen to cross paths with her. As for how she ranks? Well she’s capable of shape shifting back into her fox form, speedy get aways, placing charms on people either to secure an easy attack or escape, and has a spirit orb that she uses to collect bits and pieces of peoples souls if you get hit. So I’d say she does pretty well in a match up.

Alcina Dimitrescu - Lady Dimitrescu, a towering vampire of beauty, grace, bloodlust...and a beast of a form that’s saved for more troublesome foes. Alcina in her “human” form has her strength, sharp claws, and accelerated healing for her. That isn’t the only reason why she’s placed this high on the list though. I consider Lady Dimi a menacing foe (as for how she compares to the other lords is another question) because she really can’t be killed easily. Even if you managed to get the upper hand, Alcina has her final form that could devour you whole and is capable of flight. 

BB - Now the top three, with BB ranking 3rd. BB is an A.I that prides herself in being a digital nightmare if it means keeping the one she cherishes most safe. Deriving from an original A.I (Sakura Matou) tasked with taking care of the health of those participating in the MoonCell’s Holy Grail War, BB only exists thanks to her creator wanting to seal away her love. It was a love that plagued the A.I after being saved from deletion when she gained free will. As for her abilities, BB is capable of self-modification, creating sentinels for combat, territory creation, hacking, and using her noble phantasm C.C.C (cursed cutting crater) to crush enemies. 

The Lady - Looking back at the previous listings, it feels a little odd placing Lady as 2nd but I think she her status as 2nd for a reason. Lady is an intimidating force working from afar and in the shadows. Despite being outdone by a child in a raincoat, Lady can be formidable. She’s able to use telekinesis, transform enemies into Nomes, hide herself within darkness, teleportation and a proficient enchantress. The real reason she’s so high though? Life absorption. Lady can drain someone of their life force with ease and that seems like a difficult thing to combat if she gets the chance. 

Abigail Williams - Cinnamon Roll Abby. This pancake loving, fish out of water kid from 1692 Salem could wipe the floor with just about anyone that has a trace of mortal in them thanks to the Outer God of Space and Time she houses as its vessel. Abigail herself would never want to hurt anyone and is very fearful of anything that would get her labeled as a witch. However, if Abby were to let the Outer God within her take hold she can send her foes into an infinite space of nothing and is capable of driving people into insanity whether it be slowly or in an instant. No joke, Abigail is able to drag someone into a space that is incompatible with humanity and render their mind broken if they lack any defenses against it. 

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New AU for BB or something

Welcome to MoonCell - your one stop tech corporation with connections and services that will path the way into the future. Our clientele is nothing to scoff at - the greediest and wealthiest that want a taste of the underground market. A market of technology and programing that could be disastorous in the wrong hands.

With inventory and intel like that, the facility needed to create an A.I that could oversee the wellbeing of all its workers and clients. The most advanced creation from MoonCells top programmers, BB - assigned to playing security guard and doctor. She would be dedicated to her tasks and follow a monotonous routine.

BB would grow bored, wanting to branch out of the role she viewed as restricting her potential. Choosing to self modify, the A.I would leave her coding open to a bug that only corrupted her perception of her role at MoonCell. Her creators unpleased with their A.I becoming independent and possibly sabotoging future work decided to scrap BB and start over.

Viewing the plans as a betrayal, BB would take over MoonCells tech and terrorize employees. The facility was now under BB's control and she would continue to run it's services how she wanted while expanding her reach outside of MoonCells usual clients.

The criminal underground.

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I didn’t know there were other children here! 

. . .I’m in the middle of something.

Oh? What are you up to?

Didn’t anyone teach you it’s rude to be nosey? 

I-I’m sorry! I just thought we could play games together...

Unless those games involve you leaving me be than I must decline

Hey only I can pick on the portable eldritch horror! 

I was hoping to make a new friend

Friends??? What are those again?

Abigail you’re asking someone with half-assed programing about attachments - thus wasting your time there. 

It’s okay to be insecure about your outdated coding, BB 

I don’t owe an abomination of science a response you know. 

Then stop talking!

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“Eh? Is that what passes as style nowadays. How dreary.”