ok anyway evil!anxious!CEO!reader who sends her hottest male employees to Jack’s campaign events to be generally unnervingly charming and helpful when he ghosts her request for a friendraiser at the office. Bc it’s way less embarrassing for her than double emailing if he caves and asks these guys what their fucking deal is and then THEY can be the ones to be like
Oh we’re engineers actually! Not models, no, yeah, we get that a lot haha 😄 we actually work at [company name], you know we just relocated to NY12 last year, right? You didn’t 🤩 you gotta come down to the office sometime, we’ve really put our boss onto your videos 😜 yeah yeah, we’re just SO psyched to believe in something again, you know? 😃
(Also they exclusively show up in sized down women’s campaign tees + tailored jeans as if they’re vs angels like do we see the vision are there women walking with me?)