“I’ll work on that penguin suit” and other things said in meetings at my job

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“I’ll work on that penguin suit” and other things said in meetings at my job
office day today was like half project management meetings, half buying vintage toys on ebay for an exhibit
05.13.2024
I think this exhibit might actually be happening?
you know you work in a museum when someone shows up at your office unannounced with a beaver pelt for you
Me, actually packing up cleaned bones to give back to their proper departments to go into the collection after hoarding them in my lab for months: Wow I Have So Much More Space
just saw someone say that it's easier for museums to keep smaller old clothes because smaller mannequins are easier to get than plus sized mannequins, and I, for one, as a museum worker, would LOVE to know where this person gets their small mannequins because we can't find ones tiny enough for our tiny old clothes. we have 2 (TWO!!) really small women's mannequins, with the smallest shoulders and smallest bust and tiniest of tiny waists and some of our oldest clothes still don't *quite* fit them right.
meanwhile with bigger clothes some of our modern mannequins are too small and we just stuff them with towels or paper or whatever. like it's fine, it's not super hard to scale mannequins *up*, there's tons of ways to do that (even if we don't have to do it all that often). but making them smaller? I've heard of museums who have sawed off boobs and shoulders to get mannequins to be small enough for old clothes because small enough mannequins are so hard to come by and modern mannequins are just too wide.
in the past week and a half I have drafted two (small) extremely niche technical exhibits and now I am filled with hubris. I can explain anything to anyone. ask me about osmosis. or manufacturing variances.
me in grad school: these ethics case studies are interesting to read about and discuss. probably anything I encounter in real life will be more complex and ambiguous
me at my job lately: huh. yet another situation that's going to end up in some public history grad student's textbook verbatim someday