Weird!
Went to garden centre with Kat (and Hamish, my middle child, coz scout camp was cancelled). Bought a litter tray and two bags of eco litter but Albi and Art won’t set foot in either of them! They ran a mile from the recycled mushroom pulp and potato peelings (which G remarked looked like last night’s dinner) and gave the chipped elderflower stems, dried seaweed stolons and pond grit no more than a sniff. How weird is that? Luckily, the waste paper from the study’s just right for the job – and what’s more, there’s an endless supply (G says that the less I know about self-trade CFCs, spread betting and footsie predictions the better). For some reason though, it has to be white, and even a small colour photo of Jordan Speith winning The Masters was enough to put them off.
Tonight, G finally tried to take a portrait photo of the kittens – I’ve been nagging him for ages. But sadly, his shutter jammed, and by the time it opened they’d both run off. Ah well, as everyone knows, there’s no such thing as a perfect man!
Here’s my 2 new beauties instead: lovely lobster and awesome azalea!! (No tetrapanax boo hoo.)
Weird! was originally published on White Fluffy Kittens










