#mushroomize

[skullled]

      “boss lemme watch ‘catwalk to hell - #1 devil diva’ on your tv.” / @mushroomize​

[kagoshou]

that's a nice suit, where'd you get it.

          “tell you what; trust ‘fashion’ to come full circle every decade or so and you’ll never have to worry about style again. a true man of class wears vintage because there’s no reason to change what works—not because of some current fad, don’t you think?”

[okarih]

your hair is stupid.

        ( ..says the man who looks to be in a constant state of getting electrocuted... ) “ if ya wanted tips on how to fix hair...you can just ask, no need to be shy.. ”

[kagoshou]

what's with your glasses. where can i get a pair.

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[skullled]

where's the report shin informed me about.

           “… !!”

        and here she’d done her best to t.i.p.t.o.e. past his room; he must have a sixth sense for fiascos ( or be plain bored out of his mind to the point where watching for tiny guilty mice scurrying down his mansion’s hallways served as a form of makeshift entertainment ). “gh ...” she turns; slowwwwwwwly, arms waving placatory by way of precaution. “had to be buried.”

[kaimehra]

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