I saw that @musicalpixls was doing a BB casting call and since I’m such an IRL STAN I decided to throw my hat into the mix after watching the episode last night.
“What the fuck do you think your doing Kurt?! The cameras rolling and I don’t have time for your shit! I need my starbees!!!”
“I’m just trying to figure out how we can stand out Harm! I want to be on BB, and with your half assed attitude my dream will never come true.”
“Dream my ass, this is just one of your whims! Now stfu and start already!!”
“Ugh, fine already just turn around. I don’t want the producers looking at your ass!”
“Wha, are you calling me a-“
“Hello America, names Kurt McAdams and you may have heard of my family. I don’t mean to brag, but my dad basically built CBS from the ground up when I was 4. Anyway now I’m 25 and living with my sis in Uptown. You can usually find me working on my fitness with my clients, I’m a gym instructor. I bro it out with them every week at the bar, impressing all the ladies with my muscle mass and goofy face. Their group will crumble without my charisma by their side, but that’s a calculated risk that needs to be taken… in game I’ll have the entire house, specifically the ladies wrapped around my finger allowing me to snatch the money right from underneath their noses… I mean I’m a shoe in to win it all, and if that doesn’t happen… I might just have to talk to my father and see what he has to say… a mean move but a necessary one if I don’t last. Als-
”You’re disgusting, using our fathers name to get what you want. Can’t believe I’m related to you…”
”YOU DO THE SAME THING HARMONY!”
”True, but I’m not as open about it as you. Is it my turn now?… if so move your ass over!”
”God, fine! You’re so fucking annoying…”
”Hi America!! *fake smile* I’m Harmony McAdams: the slightly older, more attractive, money maker of the duo. Unlike my dimwit of a brother who can’t hold a job for shit, I’m in sales at a lovely compa-“
”*cough* She’s an escort.”
”YOU LITTLE BITCH!! I didn’t want to phrase it like that! *sigh* Since my moron brother has a big mouth, yes I’m an escort… but only because it makes good money! I swear, if I could I’d be a criminal defense attorney but… that’s too much school and like I’m 25 so I’d be weird. Anyway, because of my job I assure you I can put the charms on any guy in the house with ease. They’d have to at least be a 6 though… I’m not THAT easy, haha. In a sense I guess I’m a romantic with snobby tastes when it comes to people… and food... anything really. Hmmm, maybe I should be a critic instead because now that I think about it I am a bit of a foodie. That’s really all I have to say… but unlike my brother I won’t hang my fathers fame over your head, I’m waaaay nicer than him.”
”Psh, you wish! You’re a real bitch when you want to be Harm, don’t lie to America!”
”GAH, just turn off the camera already!! I WANT MY STARBUCKS!!!!!”