#mustard?

[mayorwhisper]

What would you call this color?

[leviackermanheichooo]

Honestly just curious

Do you like mustard or ketchup with your bricks? 

[bad-entertainment]

do u like mustad

Mustard? Like in a hot-dog or in a burger yeah. But alone I never tried, maybe I’ll try the next time I eat.

[limoncello-bella]

Today I slipped on a patch of mustard at the train station. Yup. A tiny, barely there patch of mustard, I mean, what are the chances of that happening? Bah. Anyways, two very lovely guys helped me up and made sure I was okay.

I got coddled at work (because I thought I would be a bad-ass motherfucker and still go to work which meant 5 hours of limping and standing on my feet) by my co-workers and the sweet little grannies that frequent the store. 

On the way home, a lot of strangers offered me their arm for support. I dunno, it feels like a really good day :) Feeling super loved and happy with humanity right now :) 

Ngl, I feel a bit betrayed by condiments atm... Also have never sprained anything in my life ever before so here’s hoping nothing falls off eh? 

[gyakutennomegami]

Asa's mom: *Walks into room*

Allie on skype: I LOVE MY NEW ASSHOLE

Asa: *volume down volume down volume down*

[takenabove]

Shit my mother says part 1.

Mom to dad: so should I buy mayo for $2.99 or give up on you getting me on the job site.

Dad: what?

Me: why don't we just get mustard?