#mustrum ridcully

[sator-the-wanderer]

"Do you see the glass as half full or half empty?"

Rincewind: Empty.

Ridcully: Who drank half my drink??

Ponder: You'd need to know the total capacity of the glass before determining whether the remaining liquid constitutes half of-

Ridcully: IT WAS THE DEAN WASN'T IT

[cimminspronuncedcircle]

listening to unseen academicals and I'm struck by how good of an archchancellor ridcully is

[iamcaledonia]

"The Archchancellor polished his staff as he walked along. It was a particularly good one, six feet long and quite magical. Not that he used magic very much. In his experience, anything that couldn't be disposed of with a couple of whacks from six feet of oak was probably immune to magic as well."

-Sir Terry Pratchett, Soul Music

[fixaidea]

Gahh I love the Ridcully-Stibbons duo so much! They are both delightfully weird in very different ways (we're talking about a loud jock and an IT-tech) and they are both equally convinced that they are the only sane person in the whole UU faculty.

...And the thing is, they aren't even wrong about that per se, they definitely are the local Braincell Holders, it's just that even they don't usually have said braincell at the same time. Only one Straight Man per scene allowed!

[wildiwaslivid]

Query?

"Dean? Dean??!"

"Yes, Archchancellor?"

"Can you remember how The Librarian came by his, er... current form?"

"What - his unrivalled aptitude for books? I think he just shelved tomes until...."

"No, not that. I mean, how he came to be all orange and leathery."

"Oh, I see. Well it was a magical accident."

"Yes, I know that, but exactly what kind of magical accident?"

"I don't know, but the Burser might?"

"He's as much use as a chocolate teapot!"

"Quite. Why do you want to know anyway?"

"Someone's asked, one of those -what do you call them? Authors, writes on that AO3 thingy on line."

"Alchemy of our own? The ones who write varied, interesting, and possibly slightly risque stories about magic, and hang them on washing lines for anybody who's passing to read?"

"That's the one!"

"Never heard of them."

"Well anyway, one of those people has asked, as they apparently want to put The Librarian in a story, and write, albeit briefly, a bit about how he came to be as he is now. Whilst I don't hold with this authoring malarkey, especially not after reading Mrs Ogg's Cookbook, I do understand the author wanting to get it right. An unimpressed and angry Librarian is not to be encouraged."

"Quite. Good Gods, look at the time! I think we're late for second elevenses!"

"Doesn't that make it twelveses? Or possibly - lunch."

I first wrote this ages ago on another platform, and completely forgot about it. Happily, someone has recently left a comment on the original post, and I've now remembered its existence! Moral of the story is to always comment.

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[nanoland]

"If we were the men our fathers were, we'd be throwing fireballs by now," said Henry.

(image description: Ridcully and the (former) Dean from Unseen Academicals, staring menacingly at each other while Ponder winces in the background.)

[nanoland]

Unseen Academicals contains multiple scenes in which my Discworld OTP discuss and admire balls, because Sir Terry wrote that book solely and specifically for ME, God bless him.

(image description: Ponder and Ridcully from Discworld, studying their new ball.)