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kankri vvantas drawws on his eyebrowws like a toddler

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@mutati9n  fuck you nd here you go  heres me wwithout makeup nd all my freckles

[[ Great thank you to mutation/ @glovwstick for brightening the photo for me and adding some golden looks ]]

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kanks lovves his wwhistle but howws he gonna lovve it wwhen its movved onto me ???

[[ Colab are with @cawverns / @mutati9n!! I did the sketch and they did the SPECTACULAR lines and color.]]

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The video started and was clearly recorded from Star’s phone, though the time is unknown. The grey appendage sometimes seen passing over the camera as they change their hold on it. Claws can be heard tapping idly onto their phone case, and bubble like laughter oozing from behind the camera. Their moments slow as they speak to what could be seen.

What was it? Well... 

Before the camera was a large spider slash hermit crab lusus. The sea dweller was talking to him as if talking to an annoyed toddler or even an unimpressed kid to a parent. Regardless, Star was clearly amused by what was transpiring as they followed the backwards scuttling large creature. Easily ignoring it’s upturned threatening claws as it screeched... Something in their direction. The simple stupidity of what was happening making the large troll wheeze brokenly as thy pause their pursuit of the lanky creature. 

It’s unseen on the camera, but it’s easy enough to tell Star has started laughing themselves to tears. Camera still trained to the now still lusus that slowly opened and closed his claws. Well... Claw. In his other one was a small--to Star that is.--dagger with a golden colored handle and violet ribbon attached. If paused to look at, its clear to see the metal has been stained many colors, and with different acids. 

Finally, the camera moves again, and Stars thick accent is much clearer. 

“Buoy! Givve.. Haha.. Gimme t’at back ya fuckin’ crustacean... Kankri yer lusus wwon’t givve me back me dagger!” 

There was no reply, just a slight heavy sigh as someone off screen is heard swiveling a rolling chair around. Stars laughter is still heard rolling in waves as they reach their hand out to the spindly lusus, only to have he raise the claws and knife threateningly. Of course, all it did was make the sea troll laugh harder, wheezing uncontrollably as they talk. 

“Gimme t’at back! Ah, heeheheh.. Ah need t’at for t’e autopsy!”  “He’s not going to give it back.” Game the condescending tone of a certain fair fraying and ANNOYING Vantas. Though, from where is a mystery. “Pray he falls asleep for you to get it back before the... Specimen,” The tone is... Disgusted almost? “, expires.”

Star, absolutely loosing it, turns around so that Kankri is in the shot. Legs crossed and making him seem larger then he really is, he shook his head in disdain at Stars giggly actions. Though, even with his snagged tooth, it almost looks likes he smirking. 

Zooming in so that only Kankri’s face is in the screen, the sea troll almost cries out in shock. “Bitch wwhat? WWhy?”

Without missing a beat, Kankri looks directly into the camera before hollering. “Because he’s a BITCH!” That sent Star cackling like a mad witch they are. 

The video ends with the camera back on the lusus, and Star completely loosing their collective shit over the crab taking their knife.

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mutati9n reblogged your photo and added: “kanks lovves his wwhistle but howws he gonna lovve it wwhen its movved...”

I will kill y9u sl9wly

awwe a sloww death ???? just for me ???  kanks you shouldnt havve

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I can’t believe star might finally have a pitch after all this time....

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kankri “kanks” vvantas is a stinky rat crab fungus boy

spread the newws !!!!

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i fuckin found more nd it deletes it so you do havve a tag limit damn brb