#mutationred

[clawfulkitten-blog]

AC: :33< hey look efuryone!!! AC: :33< i'm karkitty!!!

[brokenrecordstrider-blog1]

Dave, who's your favourite girl?

TG: is Karkat a girl because he watches romcomsTG: cant i have them allTG: all the hot momsTG: and girlsTG: and trollsTG: whatever their anatomy isTG: most likely roseTG: or tzTG: or jadeTG: but she's barking mad

[harleydogstar-blog]

CG: I DON'T KNOW WHICH FUCKING TIMELINE I'M TALKING TO YOU IN SO I'M HOPING IT'S THE ONE WHERE WE ARE ACTUALLY DECENTLY FRIENDS INSTEAD OF WHERE YOU HATE MY GUTS AND I DON'T PARTICULARLY LIKE YOURS. ANYWAYS, HAVE YOU GOT THE NEW PASSWORD YET? I'VE BEEN SITTING HERE WAITING FOR YOU TO COME ONLINE AND SO FAR NOTHING. GET YOUR ASS ON HERE HARLEY.

GG: well i dont hate you thats for sureGG: and maybe if you didnt have such a bad mouth on you people would be friends with you more!!!GG: why are you waiting for me jeez?? you weirdo…

[brokenrecordstrider-blog1]

So have you and karkat yaoi-ed yet ? *wink,wink,nudge,nudge*

TG: wouldnt you like to knowTG: nooks like youll never knowTG: fuck im witty

[brokenrecordstrider-blog1]

HEY STRIDER, DO YOU THINK YOU COULD TONE THAT EGO OF YOURS DOWN? I'D LIKE TO BE ABLE TO FIT IN THIS ROOM AS WELL BUT THE DAMN THING IS TAKING UP THIS ENTIRE GOG FORSAKEN ASTEROID.

TG: but karkat can we guess how many fucks i actually giveTG: about your situationTG: absolutely fucking noneTG: i don’t even give a fuck about not giving a fuck

[brokenrecordstrider-blog1]

WOW STRIDER YOU ARE COMPLETELY SLACKING OFF ON THIS BLOG. MINE IS DEFINITELY 20 TIMES BETTER THAN YOURS WILL EVER BE.

TG: who do you think you are?TG: impressive mister cranky crabby pants, yoTG: you are going to have to be better then that to sneak up on a striderTG: 20 times better. my ass.