Oct 12, 2015
Mild “Martian” Spoilers
WHYYYYY did nobody warn me
that Sebastian Stan is in “The Martian”
hanging out the doorway of a moving vehicle trying to catch his friend
(whom he accidentally left for dead earlier in the movie)
who has just finished uttering the line
“But consider this: I’d get to fly around like Iron Man”
AND IF THAT WEREN’T ENOUGH
Sean Bean is in this movie
attending secret meetings
and helping explain to his less nerdy co-conspirators
why a good codename for a secret meeting
is “Project Elrond”
(this apparently came from the original book)
(you will never convince me that Bean was not cast expressly for this purpose)
