Person A: IM GONNA SNAP YOUR MELON STUMP
Person B: My what?
Person A: You know, your stump for your melon?
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Person A: IM GONNA SNAP YOUR MELON STUMP
Person B: My what?
Person A: You know, your stump for your melon?
Aah!
Cheese.
Falling everywhere.....
"are you okay?"
I just wanted a cheesestick.
Saw a body positivity post which includes men with uteruses I'm vibing good gender mood rn
This blog is prank free this April fool's 💜
(unless I happen to be very fooled by someone else, but I will be trying very hard not to get pranked. Apologies if I reblog a Rickroll)
working on a saiki k fic, and i'm just striving for top tier comedy. what could be better than an oc who is unable to be brainwashed by saiki who subsequently also does not believe in psychics?
Alrighty new reblog game, tell me in the tags what your odd obsession as a child was, I'll go first.
I was curious since at least 8 years old with various forms of torture and execution, always sorely disappointed with the "kid safe" version I had access to.
I think you dropped this, Mystic. Please, have it back!
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"Law!! FFS If you're gonna pull people's hearts out to look at them, put them back in properly! I keep losing my heart and not noticing!!"
(seriously though, thank you doe 💕 have a wonderful day)
Playing a game. Just learned who Tony Perner was.
Absolutely sobbing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣