“Pretty Please”
Our Muses made a bet and yours lost.
"You can't hide back there forever, princess. Come on out and show me that maid's outfit. I want to appreciate every curve of yours."
seen from United States

seen from United Kingdom

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom

seen from Brazil
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from China

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from South Korea
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
“Pretty Please”
Our Muses made a bet and yours lost.
"You can't hide back there forever, princess. Come on out and show me that maid's outfit. I want to appreciate every curve of yours."
☱
Your character has just discovered my character's journal/diary.
[The entry is mostly chicken scratch with numbers thrown in, Paramedish Shorthand that only she and perhaps two other people on the face of the planet understands. Some of the figures are circled and underlined enthusiastically, a few more are highlighted. Every so often will be one crossed out and replaced with another. The pages are creased and cinched and stained and even singed just a bit along the edges of one side.Folded into quarters is another piece of paper ripped out of a notebook, containing a written conversation between Leilani and another with handwriting similar to hers:Is that rly who I think it rly is?HIPPA monster says I can't confirm anything but if you're thinking of who it really is then yep it's the one and only! Or maybe the one of only twoThe whole brainmelding thing and allomg that's so cool lolWhat's she like?As utterly terrifying and intimidating as she seems on TV, except worse because the TV makes her look shorter and all that clothing distracts from the fact that she looks like she could break a tank to pieces. You're so lucky. Is she nice?About as nice as you can be when your job is beating up aliens. So not very? lolActually, she's a sweetie if you know what to look for. Really encouraging and supportive and stuff. She gave me a pep talk one time that was mostly her roaring in Russian and putting me in a headlock until I relented and wore lipstick. That's the best!Yeah she's pretty cool By the way, do you have notes from last week labs? ???CardiologyAt home lol I'll text you later to meet up for itWoot
littlebennettbitch ; pacific-resistance ; mxdveditsa
"--People who come up here either need something, or they're lost.
Are you lost?"
☏
Send ☏ for a vague text
[SMS; Boss Alpha] There are parts missing
[SMS; Boss Alpha] There’s a contingency plan for this, right?
ಠ_ಠ
SEND ME ಠ_ಠ TO KNOW AN INAPPROPRIATE THOUGHT MY MUSE HAS HAD ABOUT YOURS.
I'm about 99% certain that seeing her naked would give me a major inferiority complex.
✉
Drop a "✉" into my askbox for a written letter from my muse.
Dear Sasha,
I cannot begin to tell you how sorry I am for what happened. I swear on whatever relationship we have -- or had -- that I did not intentionally mean to do it. She's a close friend of mine and I thought I could trust her and if I had known that she would have printed all of that, I never would have said a word.
I guess this is why people don't trust reporters, huh?
Again, I am so sorry.
Naomi
mxdveditsa
"--And that's how she got herself stuck in the freaking chimney. You know how they say people do stupid things for love? That's the stupidest thing I have ever seen. Ever. For the record, I'm pretty sure she's adopted, so..."
Uh oh... [Closed for mxdveditsa]
Unfortunately for everyone at the Shatterdome, a certain Cyborg had discovered two things about their kitchen.
One: They had chocolate milk.
Two: It was delicious
So it was no surprise that when everyone else had left the cafeteria. the aforementioned Cyborg decided to sneak in through a small dimensional breach and start trying to make off with the cartons.
However, said Cyborg was just about to get caught, as he heard someone approaching. In one swift movement he hid behind the nearest counter... forgetting about his shoulder cannons, that now stuck up over the top.