#mxm nauseaxe

[aesthetictanuki]

What if... one hotel room?

[freeticketohornyjail]

Since for some reasons everyone seem to be interested how SK and 404 would be as parents... For you, dear MxM fandom, let me share you some incorrect quotes inspired by cursed exchanges I had at my job at the nursery.

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Employee: Here they go! Overall, a good day for them, except for a little fight with one of their friend, so they have a scratch on the cheek. Nothing too deep, thankfully! Sir Knight: ... Sir Knight: It's X again, isn't it? Employee: Uuuh, we're not supposed to— Child: IT'S X! IT'S X! Employee: (sweating) Sir Knight:... Of course. It better be the last time because otherwise, there will be consequences. Goodbye. Employee: Goodbye? (WHAT CONSEQUENCES???)

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Employee: Hello Sir! I'm deeply sorry, but you came too late... We don't accept children at this hour. NauseAxe: WHAT DO YOU MEAN??? MY PARTNER ALWAYS COMES AT THIS TIME (false). WHY ARE YOU REFUSING US?? Employee: Well, our director said— NauseAxe: THIS IS ILLEGAL, ARE YOU REALLY REFUSING A BABY UNDER ONE YEAR OLD?? DO YOU REALIZE I HAVE TWO OTHER CHILDREN AT HOME, HOW CAN I WORK UNDER THIS CONDITION? Employee: ... We celebrated the one year old of your child one month ago, Sir. NauseAxe: ... Oh that's true, hehe! My bad, my big baby! ANYWAY, TAKE THEM! (Is turning around to leave, before coming back) NauseAxe: You're not going to neglect them, right? You'll feed them this lunch? Employee: ??? Yes? NauseAxe: Good, good. Bye now. Employee: ???

[aesthetictanuki]

How we doin', fellas