#mxsonpines

[the-smallest-invader]

"Oh. I guess I accidentally saved everyone on Earth." [IZ comic starters, pretty sure I messed this up but my memory isn't good. @.@]

“NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Wait, who’re you?”

[iinvadcr-blog]

mxsonpines:

Dipper made his way, following the path branched off from his original destination. He somehow ended up in a town just a few miles away from Gravity Falls. It was legitimately weirder than the small Oregon town. He knew he was probably lost and should ask for directions.

He heard someone’s voice nearby, turning towards the fence was a green figure. It was an insect like creature, most likely an alien. He reacted normally as he would with any creature nowadays.

“Excu– Oh, I’m so sorry for intruding!” He held the journal up to shield his eyes from the half naked, blushing Irken.

“I just wanted to ask for directions out of this place. I’m sorry I bothered your, uh.. Lonely time but I was desperate. Again, sorry to bother you!” He went to turned away without watching his step and tripping over a garden gnome. “Ouch!”

Zim glared at the individual as he sputtered out an excuse and went to hide his eyes with some sort of book. Then after a moment, the irken simply huffed, then after slipping his shirt back on, he went to stand and look the other over suspiciously.

Why was it that this human is seeing him out of his disguise, yet is un-phased?

This question only raised more questions, and after a moment, Zim went to say something. But before he could, the klutz of a human went to walk away, only to trip on one of his many lawn gnomes in the yard and fall right on his face.

Zim huffed at this, then as he walked over to the other and stood over him, he gave him an experimental poke with his foot, then went to suddenly snatch him up by his vest and glare at him.

“I do not buy this. You aren’t freaking out about my appearance. Are you friends with the Dib-thing?” 

[bearsuitzim-blog]

"I never thought I'd find an alien in a bearsuit."

“Ehh?” Zim turned around before gasping aloud. “Aaaah! Oh no! Oh no! Human!” Panic struck the irken as he flailed his arms.

“No! No! I’m not an alien in a bearsuit, um, I’m a bear in an aliennn suit!”

[iinvadcr-blog]

👕

send me “-👕” to catch my muse without a shirt on

It was a miserable summer day. And Zim couldn’t take the heat anymore. Irk was nothing like this, it never harnessed such an awful star. And it sure as heck didn’t get so hot that one could literally fry an egg on the sidewalk and eat it. 

“Uggghhhh...” Zim groaned. And as he sprawled out in his lawn and shaded his eyes with his hands to glare up at the sun. He eventually gave in and decided enough was enough. He was taking something off.

It was known to him that his neighbors have seen him countless times without his disguise on and didn’t care. So what would the harm be if he took just his shirt off?

With this thought, Zim immediately went to sit up in the grass and slip his t-shirt off before throwing it off to the side and sighing in relief.

“So... Hot...”

Zim groaned again. Though this time, he stopped when he heard footsteps. And upon turning his head, he saw a human standing there, staring at him.

Zim’s cheeks darkened at this, and with an annoyed grumbled, the irken was quick to grab his shirt again and use it to cover his unnaturally smooth torso.

“What’re you looking at?” He snarled.