#my alibi

[obsessed-loser]

Silly Game Time: There was a murder aboard the train you were riding, and I (the world-renowned detective Haircurl Poitroast who was also riding it) have turned my suspicious gaze upon you.

What's your alibi for the murder? Can anyone here corroborate it?

Um, I was passed out due to dino nuggets and pasta... You can ask @anomal-studios bc he also shared some of my dino nuggets with me

[malkmori]

Hey, am I the only one that has a thought of breaking into someone else's house especially when it looks like a rich person live in it? My motive is not really to steal stuff but to see their interior and taste in furniture. I just want to observe what kind of lifestyle they have and how the homeowner's personality reflect the space they're living in. It's pretty much pops up on my brain everytime I see a house that's interesting to me while on car ride. Just putting this here in case I really break into someone's home in the future so the police would buy my reason of "I just want to see what the house looks like."

[luminousmysteries]

it’s like a joy deja vu

/ you’ve been walking along with me

[mysilentoutburst]

My cousin back from deployment

and I forgot how much of hoes we are when we together. This nigga been back in NYC for 4 WHOLE days and has fucked 3 bitches. I was smh at him but who tf am I!? lol! Had to catch tht nigga up on my hoes activities for the last 6 months. He was all 😳 but the nigga was too hype about me fucking my supervisor. Talmbout "yah was fucking in the store!? Nah fuck the other niggas stories SPILL this shit!"

[outcasteyes]

Crafting My Alibi

Honestly, I’m not good at these sorts of things. Reflections I mean. It is easy for me now to just write something up and post it. I just have trouble talking candidly about all of the awesome things Maura and I have been doing here. And I’m not nearly as nice or as eloquent as she is when she starts reflecting.

Maybe I shouldn’t even call this a reflection. More of my own version of Maura’s call…

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[thewritersphere]

Crafting My Alibi

Honestly, I’m not good at these sorts of things. Reflections I mean. It is easy for me now to just write something up and post it. I just have trouble talking candidly about all of the awesome things Maura and I have been doing here. And I’m not nearly as nice or as eloquent as she is when she starts reflecting. Maybe I shouldn’t even call this a reflection. More of my own version of Maura’s call…

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[irissteth]

Why I’m secretly glad several of my online mmo games timestamp my comments...

Because if the cops over show up and accuse me of a crime and ask

“Where were you between the hours of 10 and midnight?”

“At home, playing video games.”

“Do you have any evidence of this?”

“Yes. Look here, I was asking for SOMEONE TO HEAL ME at about 11:32 pm.”

[soartfullydone]

My Alibi: A Mix for Black Mask’s Adult Nightclub in Gotham City

Dark neon lights, pulsing speakers, the clack of poker chips, the burn of whiskey, the smell of smoke from expensive cigars, men in suits and women who look even more dangerous, hot stares and even hotter tempers all threaten to overwhelm you as you enter. And if the atmosphere fails to, the music will.

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