Apr 10
Bella Swan was a reptile girly. Bella Swan moved to Forks and shoved her bearded dragon’s terrarium in Charlie’s arms and said “He hates red pepper” while said dragon hissed at him. She would have forbade Edward to enter her bedroom until he got on Jim’s (of course he is named after Jim Morrison) good side. Charlie is just terrified of her baby, while Edward gives it withering looks when she is not looking (obviously, Jim doesn’t back down and stares back until E leaves the room). It starts stinging when Edward reads his non-verbal thoughts and notices Jim’s higher dislike for him over any other male in his human mom’s life. Bella Swan would have loved to move to Florida just for the alligators.
