Pretty Little Vampire Slayer

Sutton / 25 / Professional Disappointment

[vamp-liar]

I’m starting to think that a poltergeist haunts the apartment above mine. I used to think it was a human making all those noises but they’re far too repetitive. It’s always the same types of noises. Objects being thrown around, sounds of tapping, banging… And strangely, it’s always in the exact same spots. One noise is never heard at two different spots. And the noises happen at every hour of the day and sometimes even at night.

[vamp-liar]

What was the point of making a whole flashback episode in Season 2 if they were going to bring Alison back anyway?

[vamp-liar]

I don’t interact much with Disney media anymore because they’re a greedy, disgusting, art-hating corporation and I don’t want to support them in any way, but I MUST say that characters like Esmeralda, Megara, Kida or even Charlotte LaBouff should officially be part of the Disney Princess lineup because I think it’s important to show that princesses don’t always have to be quirky, adorkable or dreamers. Don’t get me wrong, there’s NOTHING wrong with being any of these things and I love all the official Disney Princesses! But I think the idea of what a Disney Princess is, should be expanded to include more varies archetypes of women, who don’t necessarily embody the sweet demure stereotype but still retain a certain gracefulness.

Like, Meg is more morally gray, more flirty, sarcastic and self-confident. She is flawed and makes mistakes yet still knows her worth and is deep down kinder than she shows. Charlotte is a quirky, funny, rich and spoiled girly girl who gets everything she wants and loves being the center of attention, but is never cruel to anyone and is even very generous and supportive of those she loves. Esmeralda is kind and graceful, a lot like the official princesses, but her kindness is shown with a lot more context. She isn’t just Nice, she is a young woman who is justice-driven because she was shaped by her experiences as a Romani woman in Paris. She is also a lot more confident and self-assured, more aware of her own beauty, something that Disney Princesses generally aren’t allowed to be (because Disney is too cowardly) and yet it would have been so refreshing because you can be a badass, loud, unapologetic and confident woman who stands up for herself and others and still have an angelic singing voice as well as cute animal friends!

[vamp-liar]

Does anyone know a good streaming website? A friend of mine wants to start watching Buffy The Vampire Slayer but the website he usually uses is dying (but still it works perfectly for me, for some reason) and he can’t find a better one. So… Any suggestions? 👀 Thank you in advance!

[thevoiceofn0thing]

"The world cup shows what world peace would look like" and it's just rows of men upon men upon men upon men drinking with men laughing with men partying with men liberated with men and domestic abuse hotlines will spike tonight

[pain--pilled]

There can never be world peace as long as men own the world. They will never want peace. The world is the way it is bc people want it this way, men love it and women side with men on whatever they want.

[vampirewillowrosenberg]

I am, you know... yours

[vamp-liar]

I can’t believe that twenty years ago, I was crying because I didn’t want to go to school. And now, I’m crying because I don’t want to go to work 💀

[vamp-liar]

If the multiverse is real, then there’s definitely a universe where someone walked into the Pretty Little Liars : Original Sin writing room and said :

‘Hey! So I’ve been thinking… The original premise that we came up with doesn’t make much sense… So what if we just focused on the 1999/2000 timeline instead and made a prequel to the original show that would explain the gruesome origins of ‘A’ through a story that follows five high school bullies trying to escape a vengeful killer? I mean, we already have the actresses and the sets, so now we just have to come up with a compelling story!’

And the other writers agreed and the show became very successful because it was very well-written. These actresses are now celebrities and Marlene King is seething because someone managed to make a show that is better than the original simply by being caring and consistent with the writing.

[vamp-liar]

I kinda like the idea of a First Kill reboot where Calliope is a goth girl and wears a lot of black while Juliette is preppier and wears brighter colors because it would subvert expectations regarding the usual designs of vampire and human characters. It would also make sense because Juliette and her family try to blend in amongst humans while Calliope might feel a bit like an outsider due to her being part of a family of vampire hunters!

They’d basically be this meme when they’d see each other for the first time :

[vamp-liar]

Had they not canceled the show and poured a little more effort into writing and designing it, First Kill could have become the Buffy The Vampire Slayer or Vampire Diaries of the 2020s.

[iamafanofcartoons]

I’ve never posted a First Kill fanart before, have I?

This one is by alpacawuvs aka Wuvs

The show is…a bit cheesy, yes, HOWEVER!  The comedy is decent and non-cringe, the romance isn’t forced at all, and we get to see character development between the girls.

I’d recommend giving it a watch, and see for yourself if you enjoy it or not. DO NOT listen to dramatubers trying to tell you what and what not to watch.

https://twitter.com/alpacawuvs/status/1574939304865898496

[fun-twisted-tales]

Wicked is connected to the mgm movie! “It’s actually its own separate thing, canonically-” BITGH JOHN CHU SAID IT COULD BE ANY DOROTHY I WANT

[vamp-liar]

Still mourning Milly Shapiro’s Carrie that we will never have.

[vamp-liar]

Why are people so bothered by people who still wear face-masks outside? I wear one every time I go outside, not just for hygiene reasons but also because I am self-conscious about my face and I like when people can’t see it, especially when I have to interact with others. And sometimes people will (politely) ask me why I’m wearing one and I’ll answer that it’s a habit, or to take public transportations or just because I sometimes get sick (when I am). But tonight, while I was queueing to buy food, the man behind me went « Are you scared of Covid or something? ». I could tell just by the tone in his voice that he was bothered. So I pretended not to hear him the first time. Then he asked again. So I turned to him and said. « It’s to take public transportations. », to which he replied with an aggressively exasperated tone « But we’re not in public transportations!! Does it not bother you? ». I just reply calmly that it doesn’t. So he goes again « This is unbelievable! Are you aware that you’re breathing— » I stopped listening to him at that point, shrugged and stepped forward because it was my turn to order.

Like… This is the third time in my life that a complete stranger invades my personal space and discourses to me about the dangers of wearing a mask while I’m minding my business because they’re personally offended by the fact that I, someone they don’t know, don’t care about and will never see again, wears one in public. « You’re breathing your own carbon dioxide! » I DON’T CARE. OKAY??? I DON’T!!!! I’m not saying there’s no danger to wearing a mask on the daily, but in the end, I do whatever I want and wear whatever I want. There’s much worse fashion choices, like wearing a MAGA hat, a nazi symbol or dying your hair the color of your country’s flag to watch a goddamn football game!!! And people are bothered by strangers who wear a mask? The rest of my body is visible and identifiable, it’s not like I’m covered from head to toes with only my eyes visible! Move along! 🙄 I almost told him « The only person who seems truly bothered by this, is you actually. »

[introvertsnation]

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[vamp-liar]

There needs to be a new character like Alison DiLaurentis but instead of bullying and blackmailing people based on meaningless things such as their weight or sexuality, she bullies and blackmails them based on the worst things they did or said. And this time she STAYS 👏 A VILLAIN! 👏

[vamp-liar]

I’m still curious about the original Twitches tv show they were planning to do on Disney Channel after the first movie, back in the early 2000s.