#my doofus

[cheesethunderstormz]

Happy birthday to my wonderful girlfriend

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

I could write a novel about the love-hate relationship I have with a glass of water on my partner's bedside table

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

I wanted to say something romantic and what came out was "you bring out shrimp colours in me"

[starry-eyedlover]

[woodedlettuce]

A baked potato

[creepsmcstuffins]

This is Cillian Sullivan. He is a dullahan, his body alone has himbo energy. Attached they look normal. There is a line that can be seen by victims. Humans cannot see it if he means them no harm. Cathal, his companion, is a nightmare horse. Very loyal and sarcastic. Saoirse Lynch is the lady he falls for.

[neeheegg33]

I have a little dingus, she's a cat.

Her name is Sheba, and she's been acting insane. I kind of want to put her in a cage as time out.

I also can't move my hand!

[madman-of-amargosa]

This man.

It’s 8 a.m on Sunday.  He’s already invented a new game: “Run Away I’m Going to Fart’, and developed a plan to integrate chocobo style breeding and racing into the horse mechanics of RDR2.

Help me.  I don’t know how I’m going to keep up with this man today.  The shenanigans have started early.