#my meat

[sexynakedblackguy]

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[strawberryblondebutch]

Typical meat cycle:

I am minding my business in Chinatown

Ulfhild, the Viking woman who has become disconnected from time and whose spirit has fused with mine, informs me that Elk Is Nearby

My singular focus is now acquiring elk

I acquire as much elk as I can legally and budget-ly get away with, either from Reading Terminal or from MOM’s

THE ELK FRENZY

Elk. Elk. Elk. Burgers and meatballs and meatloafs and stews. What’s for dinner? Guess what, more elk

Run out of elk because the frenzy is unsustainable

Think to myself that I should go back to Chinatown and re-up on elk

Executive dysfunction.exe

Several months go by

I end up in Chinatown. Minding my own business. I hear Ulfhild…

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

MY MEAT #MyMeat

[pussy-teeth]

bitches love my cryptic and esoteric meatposting

[pigonaphone]

My underwear has a hole in it 😞

[passiveobservation]

[boba-femme]

Like 2 days ago I got all dolled up to take some pics on my porch lol

[schwifty-memes]