Elder Mattoon: OH MY GOSH YOU'RE WEARING A DOCTOR WHO SHIRT OH MY GOSH YOU LIKE DOCTOR WHO?
Me: uh why YES I DO.
Elder Mattoon: WHAT DOES IT SAY.
Me: "Support our Time Lords for a better future-"
Elder Mattoon: "And past-"
Elder Mattoon: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Elder Mattoon: AHAHA.
Elder Mattoon: HAH
Elder Mattoon: AH
Elder Mattoon: OH MY GOSH. THAT'S AWESOME. Man! I should've worn my Doctor Who tie!
Me: You...you have a doctor who tie?
Elder Mattoon: Yeah! It has a TARDIS on it and stars in the background. It's really cool.
Heavens open up. Angels sing.
Me: *thinks to self* Did. Did I just make a new friend?
Elder Crosby: *strolls on in*
Me: *panics in head* oh my gosh abort mission abort mission too many missionaries oh my gosh this isn't good saRAH RUN
Me: Oh well hey look at the time gotta go we're going to be late for school okay bye now-
Me: *runs away from TCBY*
Me: *gets into car*
Me: Meagan! I hate you! Quit making me talk to the missionaries!
Meagan: It's not my fault they want to talk to you!














