He's so handsome when he sweats. But he needs to be replenished POST HASTE

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He's so handsome when he sweats. But he needs to be replenished POST HASTE
Burnsy pets his wolf ~
Proclivities.
(Guns, blood, violence, cannibalism under the cut. Tamer than you'd see in a THOH episode.)
Mr. Burns in Monopoly Go?? Well I know what I'm installing. I'll share screenshots.
I love sleeping with multiple Burns plushes surrounding me. I fall asleep riddled with dopamine. Wake up riddled with dopamine.
Mr. Burns in Monopoly Go
Oh my god, he is adorable.
Thanks to @johannestevans , I found out this exists! It's new, 2026, and only available in the UK currently. I asked if a place would be willing to ship to the US and they said yes! HUZZAH! He has been purchased. HE'S GOING TO BE MINE!
He's adorable. 13", this one. He reminds me of my wii-mii creature.
I had a dream that I was Victor, was giant and had a tiny Mr. Burns in my hands. Then I lost him, and I went berserk. I couldn't find him anywhere, he just disappeared. I transformed into a wolf and howled in AGONY!!!
Me losing Burns is a recurring dream. HATE IT! Thanks a lot, subconscious!